Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's my birthday today!
- You're sure? - Yeah.
- It is Mrs. Morris, is it not? - The last time I looked.
WaaSSaaBBii
that the school board has okayed the evening of Shakespeare.
You don't think he's gonna stick ya for a 50-cent drink, for piss sakes?
- Is everything all set? - All set.
I wanna feel your arms around me.
Get this. By day, a mild-mannered librarian.
- Hey, Casanova! - Hey, stud, how does it feel?
- Bye, Pee Wee. - Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
Hey waiter!
"I could munch your good dry oats. "
Look, you guys, when I become a big star and I'm rubbing elbows with Ava Gardner,
Bobby. Baby.
Listen, You get a lot of action, just like me.
What's this supposed to mean?
- So we take this snake... - Jesus Christ! What the hell you doin'?!
Are thou not Romeo, and a Montague?
jhh
In a spin.
Thank you. I don't like to have to say this, but I don't want you to be too distressed
- Pee We'll go to jail. - Jail?
Look at them tits.
- Well? - Didn't we tell you?
As I was sayin'...
I don't think so.
Wow! Look at that fancy costume!
Maybe it doesn't work for a couple of days after you get laid.
Don't be sick.
t's not my fault your Mom's a drama teacher.
What in the world...?
Bobby, I think I'm gonna be... sick.
Matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken your principal is being notified right now
Solomon 7, verse 2.
What, you may ask, is a Mohel? Good question. A Mohel is a Jewish barber.
Can we have your autograph?
Steve!
- That's what I was tryin' to tell 'em. - Well, you were right.
Sit down, Ansell. Sit down.
- It's the goddamn grave robbers again. - I'm gonna blow their fuckin' heads off.
A forest ranger? In Shakespeare?
"We" is Brian and me. And what do you mean, how
Some guy you don't know at summer camp.
Listen, I promised to set Turner and some of the guys up with some pussy ya know?
- But not by choice. - Turner, how about gobblin' myjoint?
Miss Balbricker. To what do I owe this pleasure?
What a dump! We're leaving.
Oh, yes. I know, that's the official position of the academic community. However...
are unfit to be performed by our students and too indecent to be viewed by you.
Oh, don't worry. Commissioner Gebhardt'll pay for it.
Hey that's funny. I mean it's not as funny as your face, but it's funny.
- Who wants her? - We wanna talk some business.
I'm dying for it. But wait.
Here's what we'll do.
All right, who's supposed to be next?
He intends to put his tongue in a woman's tail.
Nowhere do I find the likes of this.
Hey, where's my cherry?
The minute you hear the word "graveyard"...
That young man is not of the American persuasion.
Tiil every foe is vanquished.
- You're still rehearsing. - Yeah...
What piece of ass is this?
Oh, my God.
- Hey, baby. How's tricks? - You talkin' to me?
Well, get me a drink. It's my birthday today.
- Absolutely right. - Meat, you wanna grab that body?
- You're gonna have to live with this! - Yeah. Amen.
Boy, it sure tastes better goin' down.
So, Gloria, have you read any good books lately?
Maybe I'll get invited to the opening night?
So you're playin' a big fairy?
and Jeremiah and Malachi and Matthew and Mark and Luke and John.
Yeah, you don't wanna do that.
Man, this is ridiculous.
OK, guys. What are we gonna do?
Front row, center.
- Oh we can't do that. - Why not?
Hey, the door. Right.
- What is this? - Nothin'.
Mr. Carter, there's a mob here to see you.
You saucy little devil.
- Yes, they will. - No, they won't.