Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right. Now the school board's not up for reelection,

- Hi. I'm Pee Wee Morris. - I know.

did you get my cherry again?

Whilst the screech owl, screeching loud,

All right. That's it.

like a jerk, my mother thinks I shouldn't mind either.

Reverend, here is the Bible. Now... Now, listen.

Why, do you realize I was only 14 when we first met?

- She's gettin' stiff already. - So are you, Meat.

Yeah. Couldn't forget that.

Yeah, well, that's not what she told me.

Sister Balbricker. Open your book. You play the woman's part.

And believe me there's no question about what's right here. I think this is ridiculous.

You don't like snakes?

Just pretend Reverend Flavel and the county commissioners aren't out there.

to bring this corruption to a halt.

I was asking who's the biggest pushover in school. You know what everybody said?

- Are you OK? - I take it that was a no.

"And Abraham was 90 years old and nine

- So. What are we gonna do? - William, there's only one thing to do.

Oh Pee Wee! Oh!

Aw, shit! They're all fuckin' Indians.

Well, that's good casting.

Yet I will try the last.

Good luck in the election. I'll see you at the polls.

I was afraid you were gonna misunderstand.

- OK, Friday night. Good night Gloria. - See you later, boys.

- This is more fun than puttin' on a play. - Bite your tongue.

Hurts like heck.

He's takin' me to a nice, discreet restaurant down in Miami.

Louisville tit? What did he say?

You are... je Ne sais quoi...

That's pretty good, huh?

Thomas! Hold it, Thomas!

And every time your lips meet mine.

we've imported a very special gentleman to give you your clip.

- What are you up to? - Revenge. What are you up to?

If a woman dies while you're boffing her, you're considered an accomplice.

You know, a real push over.

I got it all worked out for you all right.

I know what he's trying to accomplish.

Step by step... by step.

Hold your splits, girls. Hold your splits.

You could be the biggest fairy of 'em all.

- It figures. Big Edna. - I mean big. Six foot.

Oh Mrs. Morris.

No I'm not kidding. Commissioner Mason was caught

Oh, Mrs. Morris. I'd like you to meet His Honor Mayor John G. Abernathy.

Oh, shit, Steve.

Listen, how would you like to get back at Turner for that Cherry Forever gag?

We'll most certainly have to retire this Zemel after this job.

- It sounds like dirty pool to me. - Well...

Hey, Turner, suck my wand!

She's hot Todd, she's really hot. That's what you said Pee Wee.

OK, guys, be careful.

Bye-bye, Pee Wee. See you later!

Where's Mickey?

As you know, we've got an election coming up in a couple of weeks.

We'll discuss it however. I'll get back to you.

You're getting me in trouble with Mother.

Can put out the fire.

Know it? He lives it.

- He's going to shit. - So am I.

Everybody oughta learn to run from big colored guys with machetes.

These learned people, the Righteous Flock, in their infinite wisdom,

You should have seen her last year at the Elks Club.

Yeah. We've gotta protect Pee Wee.

All he's done is petitioned the school board for a hearing.

- When? - How about lunchtime?

All tuckered out from playin' hardball Commissioner?

It's your little snatchy-poo!