Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No I'm not kidding. Commissioner Mason was caught

OK, guys, be careful.

Aw, shit! They're all fuckin' Indians.

As you know, we've got an election coming up in a couple of weeks.

You are... je Ne sais quoi...

- When? - How about lunchtime?

- It figures. Big Edna. - I mean big. Six foot.

"And Abraham was 90 years old and nine

Listen, how would you like to get back at Turner for that Cherry Forever gag?

Well, that's good casting.

Where's Mickey?

- It sounds like dirty pool to me. - Well...

All right. That's it.

- This is more fun than puttin' on a play. - Bite your tongue.

You could be the biggest fairy of 'em all.

You should have seen her last year at the Elks Club.

I know what he's trying to accomplish.

Whilst the screech owl, screeching loud,

Hold your splits, girls. Hold your splits.

Oh, shit, Steve.

Thomas! Hold it, Thomas!

It's your little snatchy-poo!

She's hot Todd, she's really hot. That's what you said Pee Wee.

These learned people, the Righteous Flock, in their infinite wisdom,

He's takin' me to a nice, discreet restaurant down in Miami.

Right. Now the school board's not up for reelection,

Good luck in the election. I'll see you at the polls.

Yeah. We've gotta protect Pee Wee.

I got it all worked out for you all right.

Know it? He lives it.

Can put out the fire.

Bye-bye, Pee Wee. See you later!

All he's done is petitioned the school board for a hearing.

Oh, Mrs. Morris. I'd like you to meet His Honor Mayor John G. Abernathy.

Sister Balbricker. Open your book. You play the woman's part.

That's pretty good, huh?

Yeah, well, that's not what she told me.

Step by step... by step.

All tuckered out from playin' hardball Commissioner?

You don't like snakes?

Yet I will try the last.

You're getting me in trouble with Mother.

- She's gettin' stiff already. - So are you, Meat.

You know, a real push over.

we've imported a very special gentleman to give you your clip.

Everybody oughta learn to run from big colored guys with machetes.

- So. What are we gonna do? - William, there's only one thing to do.

- He's going to shit. - So am I.

We'll most certainly have to retire this Zemel after this job.

I was asking who's the biggest pushover in school. You know what everybody said?

- Hi. I'm Pee Wee Morris. - I know.

Oh Mrs. Morris.

- OK, Friday night. Good night Gloria. - See you later, boys.

- Are you OK? - I take it that was a no.

And believe me there's no question about what's right here. I think this is ridiculous.

We'll discuss it however. I'll get back to you.

And every time your lips meet mine.

Reverend, here is the Bible. Now... Now, listen.

- What are you up to? - Revenge. What are you up to?

Louisville tit? What did he say?

like a jerk, my mother thinks I shouldn't mind either.

I was afraid you were gonna misunderstand.

Oh Pee Wee! Oh!

Hey, Turner, suck my wand!

did you get my cherry again?

Just pretend Reverend Flavel and the county commissioners aren't out there.

Yeah. Couldn't forget that.

to bring this corruption to a halt.

Why, do you realize I was only 14 when we first met?

If a woman dies while you're boffing her, you're considered an accomplice.

Hurts like heck.