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So sayeth the flock.
Excuse me.
- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock.
Come on, Edna. A big girl like you takes a lot of men to keep you satisfied, right?
- Piease Madame, please. What is the problem
And damn'd be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"
Who's that guy?
Make it mine. Make it mine.
Well first, I'm gonna have to get into shape.
charging the Angel Beach High drama club
Or ifthou think'st i be too quickly won, i'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay.
Don'tjust lie there all spread-eagled like that. It looks obscene.
- He's a Seminole. - Observant, Tim. Real observant.
- We're sorry Pee Wee. What's your offer? - Forget it. Billy, let's go.
Well, he's pretending to be a girl.
His kingdom for a sword!
Well, Reverend. What is the problem now?
- So sayeth the shepherd. - So sayeth the flock.
OK. I'm ready.
I don't know. What do you say? Do you wanna give her a shot?
This is the most disgusting display I have ever seen.
Current Mood
you're the first people I intend to forget.
- She's hot, man. She is really hot. - That's what you said, Pee Wee.
Did Reverend Flavel approve of this one?
County Commissioner of Seward County, and a very big deal.
Only worse.
Please make it mine.
Hope this cheers you up
Bubba!
- Right after the election, hm? - Yeah.
I'm getting hot and I really mean it.
Thank you, brothers, for that inspirational hymn about Jesus.
My bounty is as boundiess as the sea,
Ifwe have unearned luck So to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
In fact, if I don't get next to a man soon, I'm gonna be in real trouble.
Lift high his royal banner.
This is Shakespeare. It is not filth.
I mean, the original mattress-back.
I understand how you feel. Now, please listen.
Any friend of yours is a friend of ours.
Just pretending? OK.
We were the voice cryin' in the wilderness.
Just a little rat snake.
You care nothing about matters of the spirit.
Quick thinking, Turner. Good job, son.
Boogie, boogie. boogie!
- Yeah but she's really hot Timmy! - Pee Wee, I'm getting hot.
Holy war!
Well Reverend, we're not the school board. The
It's a character. It's a friend of Oberon's. He's like a... a little forest ranger.
- Lady, by yonder biessed moon... - O swear not by the moon...
Where's Stiffy? Stiffy!
- Puck? A little forest ranger? - Yes.
Midsummer Night's Dream. Act V. Scene I.
- Nice horn, buddy. - Love your dress, Meat.
County Commissioner of Seward County and a very big deal.
Oh boy, you know I would. Why, whatcha got in mind?
I hope this is better than the last one.
- What do you want? - Is Gloria in?
A sword!
Look at them dirty redskins attacking that poor, defenseless cross.
He's pissed as shit and lookin' for Pee Wee everywhere.
Flavel's got a few votes under his thumb,
Big Edna?
to halt our production of the scenes from Shakespeare.
You better take me to his table pronto.
Morris, the last time you got any action was with your fist. You know, Rosie Palm.
The bowels of perdition.
Hey, mayori if you get yourself one of those capes
You know how I got my reputation?
God damn you, you...
Shakespeare. The... play.
It's like the hip bone connected to the thigh
She's in a frenzy. - She's rabid.
- Oh, God. How did you know that? - Everybody knows that. That's right.
That's Hollywood.
We thought you might like to meet a friend of ours.
- Hey, Stemrick. - Yeah?
"And thy navel is like a rounded goblet which wanteth not liquor. "
- Madame, we'll wait. - That will be grand.
- Hey, you Klan pricks! - OK, guys. Let's go.
Tomorrow night? Well now wait a minute, it might take me