Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Gentle Puck, come hither. " What the fuck's a puck?

OK, OK. All right.

Pee Wee, don't you know why I did that?

I got laid. I tore her up.

Pee Wee, you get out here right now or you're

Well, yeah. I'm talkin' to you. How you feelin'?

Boogie, boogie!

Please, Madame. At La Fontana Di Voglio, everyone waits.

to vote against you if things don't go their way.

Little Bobby Gebhardt, where are you?

And this instrument is a Zemel.

I really wanna hear this story.

There's this girl in the band, Big Edna, is supposed

Then let's do that, Miss Balbricker.

- Shit. - That's your cue.

And damned be he that first cries "Hold, enough!"

- Wait a minute. We're his friends. - I'm his brother.

You guys are as funny as a rubber crutch.

No one speaks to me that way. You better get a grip on yourself, boy.

We're still workin' on it. I'll tell you everything tonight.

Here comes the son of a bitch.

However, my good friends, I assure you:

My warrant applies to all plays by any drama club...

Will you stab me? Just stick it in, John!

- Did Reverend Fiavei approve of this one? - You scumi

I want all you guys but especially Todd.

- She's crazy. - Your ass sucks canal water, buddy.

All right let's go over it one more time.

Jayne Mansfield.

I do what I want. I don't care what anybody thinks.

We pick 'em up. You introduce me. Blah, blah, blah.

I mean, is this guy, like... Is he, like...

I got used to it.

continuing to practice as a class project.

Just like Trumps faithful Just like Trumps faithful

Do you recognize any of them?

Let's move it. Folks, may we have your attention please.

- How about you, McCarty? - Oh, I just love graveyards.

John Henry, certainly we're not going to be intimidated by this stupidity.

there will be a giant rally right here at Angel Beach

Wait a minute. As you know, I am the barf inspector.

Now, you've got my word on this.

do I know? You don't think I look after my guy.

Or Pelican snot?

I want a drink. Gar-con!

I want the school board to cut off funds for this extravaganza immediately.

And I'm the spiritual leader of the Righteous Flock, Reverend Bubba Flavel.

Listen, about this Shakespeare crap.

- Check her pulse. - What pulse?

Well, now. Don't be shy.

I really don't give a damn if they get their rezoning - but I can't let them know that.

Go get her, Pee Wee.

We're closing you down, Morris. Closing you down.

- Great school. My mother was a teacher. - Really?

- Well, hell, any time. - How about tomorrow night?

- Sounds good to me. - Yeah, but this time no explosives.

- Do they have an appointment, Betty? - God always has an appointment!

Now, don't worry about it. It's going to...

Tell us, Reverend.

These guys tried to get me to go skinny-dipping.

Yeah. Oui, oui.

You're bluffing.

Though Birnam wood be come to Dunsinane,

Remember, he who is not with me is against me.

You gotta admit, that is fair.

- Well that's different. - Why?

Song of Solomon. Chapter 5.

The law doesn't look at it that way Pee Wee.

- Just kill him. - With what?

Dirty, rotten, filthy little creep!

Hey, where you goin'? The rally's this way.

Let's you and I go do it before the others get there huh?

That stuff looks like diarrhea.

- Great guy. - Yeah, he's swell!

- Right in the eye. OK, more corn. - Corn. Corn.

Everybody wants something. The trick is to see that everybody gets a little piece.

Now if they want my swing vote, they have to help me with your problem.

Thanks for coming by, Anthony.

He's sort of like a... forest ranger.

- I don't know how you do it, Pee Wee. - I'm an artist.

- Same as it always feels. - Oh, I don't believe it. Never again.

I will sue you! You will not have a pot to piss in!

What do you mean?

Get out of that chair and I'll yell "rape. "

Well, you can't do somethin' for the little guy, you don't belong in office.

Because most guys are so desperate, they'll lie

I think Hamlet's supposed to win this one.