Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We thought you'd like to wear one today.

Look at that snatch!

Come fuck me little Pee Wee

It's just that I've only wanted to three times.

Bubble Flavour?

I told you to get out! I tell ya, it's gonna be OK.

- What did you say, boy? - Why don't we give you a trim?

Have you met the other commissioners? Commissioner Couch. Commissioner Hurley.

- But can't we rehearse first? - Sure, Billy.

- Well, who plays that part? - Pee Wee.

Boogie, boogie, boogie!

My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee.

You heard this guy. He's a fanatic. Give him two weeks, he's gonna bury himself.

These innocent children aren't to blame.

- Actually, this one's more like my niece. - But of course, Monsieur. Of course.

So how'd you get the commissioners to go along?

The stingy little fucker wouldn't leave no tip.

Mrs. Balbricker, be silent! I have spoken on this matter.

Why the angry response to the “The Vagina Monologues “ Are you afraid of a word? Or that it supports women thru Art?

This director must be the Cecil B De Mille of pussy film.

It must not suffer loss.

One more turn and we'll go.

What are you guys talking about? I got bodies laid all over South Florida.

Excuse me, girls. Y'all know a good dermatologist?

What's the matter? Don't you like me?

Right. Let's go right to the top.

They influenced the county commission to address the school board,

Reverend Flavel's petition to stop the Shakespeare festival.

Look, votes don't mean a thing to me if I can't maintain my own integrity.

This isn't gonna work.

Well now son they haven't stopped anything yet have they?

- You'll what? - I'll yell "rape. "

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.

- Allow me. - I'd like you to meet Brian Schwartz.

Say, now. This is gettin' out of hand here, boys.

I can explain it to you. Let me tell you.

Well, now, in lieu of a tip, why don't we just return the favor?

Excuse me. Have you met my friend Meat?

"O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans. "

What man art thou, that, thus be screened in night,

This is the way it's gonna work. I've got it all mapped out.

She talks in a whisper. Looks like a buttoned-up icebox.

The wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Now hold on a second.

Not the pool. No, not the pool.

I just naturally got a man's voice.

I know. I understand.

BOBBY, OH BOBBY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY

- The fuck you will! - That's it.

- Will anybody laugh? - No.

I know several thousand voters who don't share your view, Commissioner.

Come on, folks. Let's get with it, please.

- But how can he do this? - Well, he hasn't done anything yet.

I'm cherry. You could put me on top of a banana split, I'm so cherry.

Are you all right? You're sure, John?

- I've got your snake right here. - Here.

Now the wasted brands do glow,

- Be realistic when you die. - Don't worry, sugar.

- Go on, ask him what a bris is. - What in the fuck is a bris?

You're gonna get out of here and we don't wanna see you around here no more.

- Bye, Pee Wee! - See you around!

Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. "

You mean someone who's like a door knob? Everybody takes a turn?

- How badly is he hurt? - Just his pride.

He's county commissioner of Seward County, for piss sakes.

Get the Flock out of here

Yeah? What's so interesting about when Miss Balbricker goes to the bathroom?

Wendy, let me talk to you. I want to explain what it is I'm trying to accomplish,

What is at stake justifies anything we have to do.

You sly devil. I just can't stand it.