Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself, Because it is an enemy to thee.
- Be realistic when you die. - Don't worry, sugar.
Look, votes don't mean a thing to me if I can't maintain my own integrity.
Right.
I just naturally got a man's voice.
- I've got your snake right here. - Here.
Well now son they haven't stopped anything yet have they?
No.
Wendy, let me talk to you. I want to explain what it is I'm trying to accomplish,
- Bye, Pee Wee! - See you around!
What is at stake justifies anything we have to do.
Why the angry response to the “The Vagina Monologues “ Are you afraid of a word? Or that it supports women thru Art?
This isn't gonna work.
The wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Right. Let's go right to the top.
Mrs. Balbricker, be silent! I have spoken on this matter.
- Actually, this one's more like my niece. - But of course, Monsieur. Of course.
What are you guys talking about? I got bodies laid all over South Florida.
They influenced the county commission to address the school board,
You're gonna get out of here and we don't wanna see you around here no more.
So how'd you get the commissioners to go along?
- Will anybody laugh? - No.
Well...
Come on, folks. Let's get with it, please.
You sly devil. I just can't stand it.
A sword!
- The fuck you will! - That's it.
- What did you say, boy? - Why don't we give you a trim?
Excuse me. Have you met my friend Meat?
I know. I understand.
Mrs. Morris!
Rape!
So sayeth...
Reverend Flavel's petition to stop the Shakespeare festival.
Really?
I know several thousand voters who don't share your view, Commissioner.
Come fuck me little Pee Wee
You mean someone who's like a door knob? Everybody takes a turn?
Well, now, in lieu of a tip, why don't we just return the favor?
Say, now. This is gettin' out of hand here, boys.
I'm cherry. You could put me on top of a banana split, I'm so cherry.
Look at that snatch!
This director must be the Cecil B De Mille of pussy film.
Are you all right? You're sure, John?
BOBBY, OH BOBBY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY
I told you to get out! I tell ya, it's gonna be OK.
What's the matter? Don't you like me?
Good Lord.
- Well, who plays that part? - Pee Wee.
These innocent children aren't to blame.
"O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans. "
Boogie, boogie, boogie!
He's county commissioner of Seward County, for piss sakes.
You heard this guy. He's a fanatic. Give him two weeks, he's gonna bury himself.
Not the pool. No, not the pool.
One more turn and we'll go.
Stand, I say.
It's just that I've only wanted to three times.
- You'll what? - I'll yell "rape. "
All right, go.
Whoa, buddy.
Yeah? What's so interesting about when Miss Balbricker goes to the bathroom?
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.
It must not suffer loss.
What man art thou, that, thus be screened in night,
I can explain it to you. Let me tell you.
Excuse me, girls. Y'all know a good dermatologist?
- Go on, ask him what a bris is. - What in the fuck is a bris?
Shit.
- But can't we rehearse first? - Sure, Billy.
Now hold on a second.
We thought you'd like to wear one today.
Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time. "
Bubble Flavour?
Now the wasted brands do glow,
- But how can he do this? - Well, he hasn't done anything yet.
Have you met the other commissioners? Commissioner Couch. Commissioner Hurley.
The stingy little fucker wouldn't leave no tip.
- Allow me. - I'd like you to meet Brian Schwartz.
- How badly is he hurt? - Just his pride.
This is the way it's gonna work. I've got it all mapped out.
This this?
She talks in a whisper. Looks like a buttoned-up icebox.