Roasting for Beginners - Unstable [S01E07]

Oh, well, you'll be a genius by the end of the day then.

you were all, “It’s too scary. I’m getting the vapors. Where's my fainting couch?"

Ruby, Luna, everything okay?

My dude, like I told you an hour ago, you need to find your pants and go home.

So let's go somewhere

I'm sorry I said it, but your mom would've laughed.

I told Ruby and Luna that you write office fan fiction.

At least I'm taller than you.

It's all good. Got a lot of stuff.

-I'm a cow. -What?

-You're gonna tell Leslie he has to go? -Goddamn it, I'm eating a dog toy.

-He went for that? -It's a free tuxedo.

There's no way anybody could live down here with this smell.

Look at Arturo and Jorge.

Yeah, it, uh, might need some modifications.

Ah, well, maybe we're not meant to be friends.

but only because that weird guy from Yellow Lab got on.

…let's get sprinkling.

You told them about my very private and personal fan fiction?

I'm sorry about today.

It's not working out with Ruby. His mom just died.

I loved it, and I'm the one got vomited on.

Wow.

Ruby is not gonna stop looking for that fan fiction till she finds it.

Oh my God, it looks like my Dad's foot sprung a leak.