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-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.
-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.
so I can use some help installing sprinklers.
What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?
That was really harsh.
Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.
How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?
It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,
Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.
Are you still mad about the joke I made?
So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?
Go milk yourself.
My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.
Yeah.
Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,
He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,
that can disrupt the workplace.
My dad has the thin skin of a peach.
I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.
You can't go home. There's too much to do.
Aw.