Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?

Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.

That was really harsh.

Are you still mad about the joke I made?

What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?

My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.

He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,

I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.

Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,

Go milk yourself.

so I can use some help installing sprinklers.

How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?

-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.

It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,

-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.

Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.

You can't go home. There's too much to do.

My dad has the thin skin of a peach.

that can disrupt the workplace.