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So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?
How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?
I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.
Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.
-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.
Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.
-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.
Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,
Go milk yourself.
Aw.
It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,
Are you still mad about the joke I made?
What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?
My dad has the thin skin of a peach.
Yeah.
so I can use some help installing sprinklers.
My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.
That was really harsh.
that can disrupt the workplace.
He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,
You can't go home. There's too much to do.