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So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?
Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.
Yeah.
That was really harsh.
Are you still mad about the joke I made?
What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?
My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.
He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,
I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.
Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,
Aw.
Go milk yourself.
so I can use some help installing sprinklers.
How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?
-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.
It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,
-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.
Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.
You can't go home. There's too much to do.
My dad has the thin skin of a peach.
that can disrupt the workplace.