Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My wife just died. Didn't seem to stop him.

Go milk yourself.

So, buddy, what did you get up to this weekend?

Are you still mad about the joke I made?

That was really harsh.

-And you kidnapped it. -Only after he blackmailed me.

You can't go home. There's too much to do.

that can disrupt the workplace.

My dad has the thin skin of a peach.

I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.

Mm-hmm. At work, you're my boss, and at home, you're my dad.

Then I held him and helped move his PlayStation.

How can you be this cheery after what happened last night?

It's beautiful. And Ernesto’s having that huge thing taken off his neck today,

He's like a rescue dog, except if he falls asleep on you,

Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,

-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.

so I can use some help installing sprinklers.

What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?