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to avoid the fact that your wife left you and that you miss her?
-What kind of stuff? -It's my stuff. Don't worry about it.
Shrimp, milady?
-What if he asks where it's coming from? -Tell him we don't know.
"Hey, your nose looks like a shit nozzle."
He's been slamming me all day. I need to have some fun with him.
Maybe you shouldn't make fun of him. The guy just moved across the country.
Yes, and we appreciate you for asking.
And you’re the “music’s too loud” guy!
He just needs to be handled with some diplomacy, because, you know--
This might be the fumes talking, but I'm having fun right now.
Perhaps I'll scare them with a story about vegetables
He's also been going through a lot.
This room is already filled with the stench of betrayal. I'm leaving.
we can just find stuff we like doing together.
but maybe it's time for this playdate to be over.
What is your problem?
Oh my God! I gotta get a picture.
I gave him my credit card and told him he could buy a new tuxedo
Oh.
Are you sure? Messing with people can have unintended consequences
Me too.
And I get custody of the fort.
You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
I have some experience with sprinklers. I worked on a grounds crew.
If I can get the revised cost analysis for Green Lab by tomorrow, that'd be great.
Don't scare the monkeys!
Hey,
-Hmm. -Maybe a tiger or a swan.
Why’d Anna make you an eagle anyway? No offense, but you're more like a mouse.
No, it's about you.
Great. Then I just have to get rid of one more person.