Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Percy, you were saying?
Just the two of us.
My Lord, I bring a message. You are...
As I thought.
This is the cunning part...
You over here, and, My Lord, just there.
Preferably their top halves from their bottom halves!
What is happening, please?
(Speaks emotionally)
Er, hel...hello...
as a little pig.
Perfect.
Countess Caroline of Luxembourg,
Therefore I've decided that you shall marry the Spanish Infanta!
"May you be the apple of your husband's eye.”
Instead of saying "oink, oink",
(Interpreter) Don't hold back, please, my little one.
Er, Smith. I called about the ducking—stool fund.
Right! And the other is fornication.
The castle of my body is yours, by right of conquest.
her hair a cascade of perfect chestnut.
That's why he took 500 off the dowry.
Right, now, Percy,
So be it.
(Fanfare) Look out. Here she comes.
The slimy one. What's his name?
Princess Leia of Hungary, Grand Duchess Ursula of Brandenburg,
Yes, obviously. You're a messenger.
Yes, my dear, I think it is.
Yes, I believe we are.
Ah...
Bertha of Saxe—Coburg... and Jeremy of Estonia.
Best not mentioned.
You know I'd take any other way.
I'd like a word about the speech at your wedding.
Fresh horses!
(Baldrick moans)
Hello, Edmund.
— ..take Edmund Plantagenet... — Yes, yes.
What, then?
Stupid peasant, all I want to do is marry your wife.
Ah, bienvenida a nuestro castillo.