Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baldrick, you fool.
To have a little talk about ladies' things.
⠀ ⠀
Oh, my God.
the Spanish Infanta is not a virgin.
(Interpreter) Again, please.
The best way to cement an alliance is marriage.
Make her think you prefer the company of men.
Well, then she'll know you're mad and leave.
They say that the Infanta's eyes are more beautiful
Oh! That was the Duke of Edinburgh, you know!
An affliction you must be familiar with, never having had a brain.
Either of the Beaufort twins should do.
It's the rest of your body I wish to find out more about.
No, he damn well isn't. Anyone who says I am, gets it. Do you hear me?
Thomas, this is my fiancé, the Duke of Edinburgh.
Please, My Lord, I beg you to reconsider.
By dividing their forces into two!
than the famous Stone of Galveston.
This is no ordinary woman, Percy.
(Speaks passionately)
(Leia) Can I have a drink of water, please?
What?
What's she like?
might get out a couple of prisoners...
# Black Adder, Black Adder
— What is it? — The King of Naples.
I like not this news. Bring me some other news.
Yes, Princess Leia of Hungary.
All right, they are. I got bitten by a dog.
This is most unusual.
— Well, boys, did you hear that? — (Baldrick) Mmm.
The father of the bride!
What?
Attractive?
unless we make an immediate pact with Hungary?
Aaah!
Good. Right.
Enter! If you're a woman,
(Speaks Spanish)