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Because I convinced you he was one of us.
Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine.
I got you. I got you.
That train wasn't supposed to be stopped.
Wh-What'd they say, dude?
Tears of the Sun.
If you could just lay those towels
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa. - Shit. Shit.
One.
Of course I do.
She's...
Couple years back, they found the wreck
Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help?
Nope, that's Gary.
And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too.
Can I have one of those?
Athena.
There you go. There you go.
What was that?
Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked.
It's osetra, fresh from...
F...
I mean, there are more than just the cock pics.
What the...
the most simple, obvious truth.
Can we call her?
C-Can you call the embassy?
- Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real.
Oh, my God!
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Jesus Ch-Christ.
All right, there you go.
'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay?
I'm just kidding.
Why the fuck would I do that?
Door smashes in.
Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good.
- Safety reasons, okay? - Heavens.
Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces.
it was just a joke.
And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with.
Move!
Hey there.
We'll trace you, sir.
"Her manor, her travel records.
Not really.
Of course. That's a... that's a great idea.
I mean, I wish this didn't happen.
just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas?
Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call.
You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie?
"Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport.
You won.
I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American.
- Shoot her. - Drop the gun.
This was your idea.
or idiots pretending to be smart.
- on the floor right there. - Fuck.
No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to.
The climate-change myth
Yeah.
Over there.
Oh, f...
oh, you done fucked up, lady.
- You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's...
- Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Motherfucker.
Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing.
They're playing you. They're fucking with you.
kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us
Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew.
You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down?
She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that.