Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Eh, I don't know.

Well, when my family oasis blew up last night,

Exactly. Or Sonia sotomayor... or death.

Oh, that story never gets old.

- Thank you for understanding... - No!

- Pouting. - Where's breakfast?

Yes. Wait, no. Wait... sometimes, okay?

- What? - No, no!

Ex-nanny. Now, stepmother.

Mami, we already have crosses everywhere.

it's gender-neutral, not a he or a she?

Because I'm an ignorant, old woman married to prayer?

When you were deployed,

Yeah, you know, we'll talk about that later.

Like cinderella? No, cinderbuela.

Great. Now she's gonna send her flying monkeys after me.

You're kidding, right?

And, you know, soon they're gonna be out of the house.

It's been weird.

Getting decorating ideas?

because you-know-who just put in new batteries.

and kiss on the cheek from your mom,

I also... play Nintendo.

Everyone has something that inspires them.

Kind of a big deal around here.

I'm just not sure I wanna go to church...

Schneider, I gotta go.

Alex is already using hair gel.

and four living stepmothers...

Stick girl is still up there.

Okay, now I'm worried.

Well, I'm competing with perfection here.

Where's breakfast?

Mami, it's okay if we miss it one time. It's not gonna kill us.

I went into the break room and Serena Williams was on TV.