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Well, when my family oasis blew up last night,
- Pouting. - Where's breakfast?
Stick girl is still up there.
and four living stepmothers...
Exactly. Or Sonia sotomayor... or death.
And, you know, soon they're gonna be out of the house.
Alex is already using hair gel.
Mami, it's okay if we miss it one time. It's not gonna kill us.
Ex-nanny. Now, stepmother.
It's been weird.
because you-know-who just put in new batteries.
And he did.
Well...
When you were deployed,
- Thank you for understanding... - No!
Well...
I'm just not sure I wanna go to church...
Like cinderella? No, cinderbuela.
Mami, we already have crosses everywhere.
I also... play Nintendo.
Yes. Wait, no. Wait... sometimes, okay?
Getting decorating ideas?
Yeah, you know, we'll talk about that later.
Oh, that story never gets old.
Well, I'm competing with perfection here.
Kids...
and kiss on the cheek from your mom,
You're kidding, right?
I went into the break room and Serena Williams was on TV.
Okay, now I'm worried.
Eh, I don't know.
Schneider, I gotta go.
Kind of a big deal around here.
it's gender-neutral, not a he or a she?
You can't.
- What? - No, no!
Where's breakfast?
Great. Now she's gonna send her flying monkeys after me.
Everyone has something that inspires them.
Because I'm an ignorant, old woman married to prayer?