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Have you been here all day?
I'm their mother! I don't need to ask permission!
We're latinos, church takes all day.
She is such a suck-up.
Oh.
I'm sorry things got crazy the other night.
Thirty-seven is a rough age.
Pobrecito god. He tries so hard.
Guess I'll just go eat this all alone in front of my massive TV.
But that doesn't mean that god exists, okay? I'm sorry.
- Mami, please. - I'll be in my servant's quarters.
Ay, no, it's a symbol. Don't be gross.
I'm sure you did fine. Who threw up on the table?
she cleans.
Who would like a pastelito?
And plus, she's 70.
You know, you went missing for one day
I decide.
Carmen, Elena's best friend?
And then call El uber.
I'm... I'm working on it.
Well, I have a foot, too,
Oh, no,
"If she can do that, then I can do this."
No more!
- Well, at least... - At least Christmas and easter.
That's... that's not us.
You're just saying that to cheer me up.