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Do orphans always have rich dads who buy them buildings?
Hi, Mami.
We are a family, damn it!
Alex, tell your mother that funny story that happened in chemistry class.
I can't wait to have eaten it.
Yeah, and abuelita and I have tickets to wrestling.
and on the same day, he was crushed by a runaway tractor.
Move over.
And I'm sorry for that, too. And that.
- Ooh. - Ooh.
Sundays we go to church...
Slam!
We are almost done, but there is plenty left.
I just find it in different places.
So, Mami...
Asking forgiveness for your mother.
I cook, I clean, I teach the children manners...
Yeah, she's with Jesus now.
I told you, I don't want crosses and pope stuff everywhere.
My apartment looks like Jesus' pinterest page.
Do we really need a pope on the fridge?
And I'm not saying god doesn't exist.
So don't you tell me about god.
And, sweetheart, I just want you to be honest with yourself
after an argument with her daughter about religion?
because I cannot believe we're having this discussion!
It went like this...