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Your mom's kind of mean. I'm obsessed with her.
If he were a woman, there would be less problems.
Huh...
How much I worried?
I wanna see these guys this weekend. Come on.
I have to say "slam" because you would not give me a door!
Guataca.
Sorry. She's at church. Uh, poor choice of words.
When you take the communion
Where's abuelita?
Well, it's not that hard. You need a sharp knife, that's all.
I'm just glad to be home with everybody.
Yo entiendo.
I went to church every day
You like it?
You put on lipstick, you get dressed up, you see your friends, you gossip...
This is my house,
I work hard all week.
I'm Penelope.
What were you thinking, chasin' that woman away?
Ever.
All right, everybody, go do your homework. Schneider, go call one of your moms.
Should I marry her?
I can't imagine what it must feel like to worry all those years.
All right, Mami, you win!
Dinner with my entire family... And Schneider.
- Oh, no? - No!
Yes. Exactly.
He looks happy there.
- Oh! - Oh, thank god!
She just sighs really loudly.
I am so glad you're home.
What?
because that's what you are.
- please! - You go on.
We have all kinds of arguments in my family.
So...
Mami, where is this coming from?
Elena is having her quinces.
Weekends are my only chance.
Takin' you off speaker.
Are you lonely?
- Three? - Yeah.