Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Elaine. - No!

What, the grilled cheese? No, they always burn the toast.

You're not still thinking about that, are you?

- I'll see you later. - Hey, George.

You know what sex does to a friendship. It kills it.

- I'm waiting. - All right then.

Eating Babies to save the Planet

- Sexual? - Yeah.

- I really don't feel like seeing her. - You know, I faked it.

- What are you talking about? - What am I talking about? Come on.

A recession to save the economy

WELL NO I FEEL FULL AFTER THE RISOTTO

I'm sure you are.

It’s enough already And I just wanna get some sleep

Yeah, I could've helped you out.

- And the guy never knows? - No.

- ...faked it? - Yeah, sometimes.

...unless, of course, they’re faking.

Jerry the mouse; please don't eat me Tom the cat HAHAHA i'm not want to eat you

- Well, they gotta be soft. - How soft?

- She nice? - Great.

sign free agents, to entice rodgers...

She’s like Meryl Streep this woman

I could've come in here last week with a bad plum, but I let it go.

Four plums with red on the inside.

So, what, am I gonna buy all your fruit now?

- Are you saying-? - I think I'll have a piece of cake.

You know I faked it

got Paid...to download the pornography

What am I gonna do for Rewards?

- The miracle is that it ever happens. - It's like a magic trick.

Surprising. His fruit's usually the best.