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Lois, if you still haven't discovered I'm gone, please flip the tape over to side B.
It'll make your mama cry That's no lie
The safety word is banana
Oh, it's probably Connie calling for me.
#bad 2:00:00 for bruce #bar 2:00:00 for jerome #big 2:00:00 for chris #box 2:00:00
Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
- Oh, yeah? Watch this. - No!
Not only did I become President but I’ve fucked everything up. Thanks Geritol
So, uh, Lando, how old did you say you were again?
- How could you do this to Meg? - Not now, I gotta write about Oliver Twist.
Things got way too real.
Sweet statutory, you look beautiful!
Oh, my God. I think he's right.
DUMMY, LISTEN UP!
- Mom, can you sign this for my field trip? - Sure, sweetheart.
Agh! Agh! Ow! Oh, God! Agh! Ow! Ow!
Look, Neil, I don't... Oh, my God!