Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, little sea monkeys.

How could this happen? I thought we lived in such a nice small town.

Gotta give it all up

Meg Griffin! She's right over there in the back.

Alone? Why don't I just tattoo a big L on my forehead while I'm at it?

Oh, my God! I can't believe he did that!

Gotta give it up

and I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.

And that’s my plan

- My first choice was Meg Griffin. - What?

And I hope is making Steak Ums tonight.

It's not mine. I was just holding it for a friend.

I have a confession. I've been living a lie!

Please, sir, I want some more.

Please sir... more Fenergo cases

I can't understand why you'd dump your daughter for Connie Demico.

Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin' fresh?

And your sphincter

Hey. Hey, Brian, the guy who wrote this, his name? Charles Dickens.

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois.

OK, everyone. The votes are in. This year's king and queen are...

This is awful. Now the drugs are in the schools?