Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...in case you decide to explain where you got the $50 that you just lost.
It's something really special, something fragile and rare.
You got it for me when I got married, you remember?
Great. When they defrost Walt Disney, he'll have someone to go out with.
Don't I know it. Over 50 and over the hill!
Anything on your plate is suddenly on their diet.
I was stocking the Maybelline display when I heard this booming voice say,
Are you deaf? I heard him from here.
Ma, what makes you think she's old? She's the same age as you.
She lives in Seattle and I haven't seen her in three years.
Sophia, please. I know what's best for my mother.
Traveled down the road and back again
But we were both better off for having known each other.
Read any good books lately?
- What is it? - I understand. I'll be right down.
What's the matter? Is it your mother? Is she all right?
Oh, I'm sorry. I... Won't you stay and give me another chance?
I don't know, Rosie.
I thought I heard something. I should never have let them go shopping.
Ma, I want you to be nice to her.
Oh, come on now. Calm down, Rose.
(loudly) Very nice to meet you. Tell me, how was your trip?
Why, look who's here!
Hello? Yes, this is she. Oh, my Lord!
Oh, come on, Ma. You haven't even met Rose's mother.
Is that asking too much? Hmm?
- What are you doing home? - I came home early to be with Mother.
You know, after Daddy died, I just thought I'd never get over it.