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When Dirk looks at me, you think he sees an old woman?
bing pushed around, harassed,
Oh, Rosie. I haven't been a girl since 1912.
And Charlie... Well, there's not a day goes by that I don't think about him.
How would you like a little tour of our home while Rose is fixing that snack?
The only time I get in that position is when I give birth.
I'm gonna help her pack.
Of course you are. Gravity always takes its toll.
That's a hell of a lot more than most people have.
Well, why not? I mean, what's so terrible? I did it once.
Sure.
Nah, it rides up on me.
Waiter!
Yes, you are. I know you don't mean to, but you are.
possibly even mugged by hostile teenagers with bad haircuts.
Mother!
Rosie! I'm not a child. I don't need a nap!
isn't going to stop me from dying.
Blanche thinks she's Peter Pan and Rose is turning into Mommie Dearest.
and a Spanish/English dictionary.
Do you think our kids will want us around when we're their age?
and I was working behind the cosmetics counter at the Rexall drugstore.
Well, I hope Alma's all right.