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and succumb to the Vesuvius of passion that is about to erupt from me.
And for what? So you could get divorced.
Your heart is true
A man his age is used to a trim body with good tone.
Oh, Sophia's different, Dorothy.
Sophia, what time does that mall close? I feel like getting wild!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some road work to do.
- No arguments here. - (doorbell
You're a good daughter, Dorothy.
You know, I think I can handle this relationship with Dirk.
- Isn't this a lovely place? - Mm-hmm.
Honey, she's fine. She's with my mother.
I'll certainly have a much better time at your brother's.
Yeah, he was probably very nice... for a drifting ex-con.
He was looking for a mother, not a lover. It was humiliating.
I want you all to meet my mother, Mrs. Lindstrom.
But when I'm with you, I kind of feel like I'm home...
Easy, easy, Ma! That's my best china.
A youthful relationship. A relationship that I want.
Ma, you are a crazy lady, and I love ya, I love ya, I love ya.
Well, thank you, Dirk.
- You know why that is, honey? - Why?
However, I have decided to overlook that minor detail
boom boom, your food is gone.
Maybe you can even show her some of the sights.
The one thing you never do is treat me like an old lady.
This is the only peace and quiet I've had in two days.
I think I will go to bed now. Good night.
Do you remember way back when we were teenagers?
like a donkey.
Seems like a very nice lady.
It was during my 17th summer
No one is, Mother. We just didn't want you to have to strain to hear us.
What's the matter? What happened?