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Maybe you can even show her some of the sights.
I want you all to meet my mother, Mrs. Lindstrom.
A man his age is used to a trim body with good tone.
boom boom, your food is gone.
and succumb to the Vesuvius of passion that is about to erupt from me.
You know, I think I can handle this relationship with Dirk.
No one is, Mother. We just didn't want you to have to strain to hear us.
The one thing you never do is treat me like an old lady.
Seems like a very nice lady.
Oh, Sophia's different, Dorothy.
Well, thank you, Dirk.
It was during my 17th summer
- No arguments here. - (doorbell
Ma, you are a crazy lady, and I love ya, I love ya, I love ya.
- You know why that is, honey? - Why?
Your heart is true
I think I will go to bed now. Good night.
But when I'm with you, I kind of feel like I'm home...
- Isn't this a lovely place? - Mm-hmm.
Easy, easy, Ma! That's my best china.
This is the only peace and quiet I've had in two days.
And for what? So you could get divorced.
I'll certainly have a much better time at your brother's.
like a donkey.
Do you remember way back when we were teenagers?
A youthful relationship. A relationship that I want.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some road work to do.
He was looking for a mother, not a lover. It was humiliating.
Sophia, what time does that mall close? I feel like getting wild!
However, I have decided to overlook that minor detail
You're a good daughter, Dorothy.
Honey, she's fine. She's with my mother.
What's the matter? What happened?
Yeah, he was probably very nice... for a drifting ex-con.