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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the card attached would say
- Good night, Alma. - I'll go with ya. I'll bring the cards.
Yes, but the last time it was Woolworth's, a toenail clipper,
Mom, I'll be in the living room...
What was the one thing that we wanted most from our mothers?
Well, I can't, either!
- What? - I'm leaving early for Houston.
Oh!
I won't sit here and listen to you feeling sorry for yourself
Because you're over 50.
Ma, I'm overwhelmed. I don't know what to say.
Goodness, I didn't even have time to put on my make-up.
- It's one of my favorite restaurants. - I'm into macrobiotics, myself.
And after awhile, he moved in.
She's, she's, she's your mother. My mother's led a very quiet life.
Good, between that and what I lost at the track, you're even!
I'm not concerned about her dating a younger man.
and it was nice to have someone to talk to.
I have 20 to 30 pretzel sticks here.
I'll have the watercress salad with two lemon wedges, please.
All this is gonna be too much for her.
Can I ask you a personal question, Alma? Did this Ben teach you how to gamble?
- I think it's sweet. - You would, Betty Crocker.
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