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She's, she's, she's your mother. My mother's led a very quiet life.
I'll have the watercress salad with two lemon wedges, please.
- It's one of my favorite restaurants. - I'm into macrobiotics, myself.
- Good night, Alma. - I'll go with ya. I'll bring the cards.
I have 20 to 30 pretzel sticks here.
- What? - I'm leaving early for Houston.
What was the one thing that we wanted most from our mothers?
and it was nice to have someone to talk to.
Mom, I'll be in the living room...
All this is gonna be too much for her.
Goodness, I didn't even have time to put on my make-up.
Ma, I'm overwhelmed. I don't know what to say.
- I think it's sweet. - You would, Betty Crocker.
Because you're over 50.
Well, I can't, either!
And the card attached would say
Can I ask you a personal question, Alma? Did this Ben teach you how to gamble?
Oh!
Yes, but the last time it was Woolworth's, a toenail clipper,
I'm not concerned about her dating a younger man.
And after awhile, he moved in.
I won't sit here and listen to you feeling sorry for yourself
Good, between that and what I lost at the track, you're even!
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