Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rent-A-Swag is gonna be the opposite

from you, the citizens of Pawnee.

for your more... slack-jawed citizens.

No. We cannot have someone from Eagleton

Revenge! Ha ha hal

Thank you, too, miss Hitler.

A child spy, sent to steal the necklace?

I thought being a security guard

Research shows that our listeners love jazz.

since I started talking.

I'm not being melodramatic when I say

but you're gonna need a little bit of the old Tom

- So untie me! - Nice try, Miss Hitler,

If there were more booze and fewer people, this would be a perfect bar.

- Bert Macklin did. - No...

Iced tea, please. And can I ask you,

He's a human being. You're a human being.

I've been going over the books,

arrive at a hardscrabble chunk of land

Yo, Roomba, drop a beat!

That's very nice of you. I've been working up

Oh, hey, I'm just kidding, buddy.

- and self-defeating. - Yeah, you may not know this,

My mouth is kinda dry.

If you ever need me, you know where to find me--

Ann, great organizational skills.

maybe we can salvage this.

With no toppings.

Leslie, would you like to introduce the next segment?

a celebration of Pawnee's history and people.

If there were more food and fewer people,

I forget to breathe, and I pass out.

and your confidence is part of you,

You're driving. I'm not chipping in for gas.

The name is special agent Bert Macklin.

Drink Canada Dry if your mouth is dry.

It's a flight of stairs that leads to nowhere.

Me. He's in love with me.