Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You mean cut off from...
...to this address?
I've cried because you're so alone.
I'm gonna take a bath.
Is Susan here?
This is not the way I wish to be remembered.
I often think ... Fish must get awfully tired of seafood.
This is a robe. Please put it on.
Listen, old man...
The dealer jerked me around on the price a little.
Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you.
Are you sure you want to be a nightclub comic?
Linda, you're here.
- Sorry I'm late. - Oh, Arthur.
- What, dear? - I'm in love with another woman.
Uh-huh.
But I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.
Yes. If she murdered the tie, it'd be a perfect crime.
- I'll get a job. Mm-hm.
- Did you say princess, Arthur? - Yes. Yes.
...Peter and Pearl Bach.
Now tell your story walking before I call a cop.
Hello, Mr. Bach. You really should stay out of this.
Come on. You used to make me eat.
Nothing.
No, Arthur is far too fine a person to be involved...
Gloria, I have arranged breakfast for you on the east patio.
My father raped me when I was 12.
- Yesterday, I met her outside Bergdorf's. - Good, good.
Where in the hell's my hat?
Everyone who drinks is not a poet.
Would you make me a tuna fish sandwich?
...we usually get what we want.
I want you to eat this. You know what this is costing me?
- What do you do for a living? - Oh.
Aunt Pearl, may I say you're looking younger every day?
Could we just talk for a moment, away from all these people?
...how rich are you?
- Arthur. - Mm?
- Are you all right? - Yes, I'm fine.
You're the weakest man I've ever known.
What else can I buy, Hobson?
Arthur, I'm frightened.
What do I have to live for? I'm a failure at everything.
.
How does it feel to swear? Feels great
One foot-- Pardon me.
Hello.
I have to get up and go to work in the morning. Stop kidding around.
But, oh, there's something about her, Martha.
Excuse me.
Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And, incidentally, I love you.
- Well, don't make a scene. - No, I'm sorry, but there--
- ...when you don't know who he is? - He looks okay.
Unfortunately, every time you have an erection, it makes the papers.
Can I come in? Don't you hate donald trump?
Hey this week Go Screw Yourself!
How much is the subway?
Are you a hooker?!
This man wants to know where Linda lives!
- She'll drop dead. She'll love them. - Right.
Susan
- Yeah. - It's awful...
You know, Arthur...
I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant.
A memory from your 16th birthday party….
You know, we have to make sure that these two wonderful kids stay together.
- Arthur, will you play something for us? - No.
- We just ordered. - That's always their excuse.
- Money has screwed me up my whole life. - I know.
It's very hard.
I see. You're a little strange, but cute. How are you?
...um...
Hey this week Go Screw Yourself!
Dad...
So I turned her down.
She's the one Arthur saw the other night. She lives in Queens.
When you're 11, you probably don't even know there's a law against that.
What are you doing here, and why are you talking like that?
Do you remember when you used to play hide-and-seek with me?
And I can't stop thinking about her.
Would--? Would the one who thinks I'm attractive please step forward?
- For 19, you get 15 coupons. - Ha! Ha.
I can't tell you what a lousy wedding that was, Bitterman.
- Please don't do this to me, Father. - I've been waiting for you to grow up.
Hey Ray Well don’t ya
I do.
So you had six relatively good years.
Tasmanian
Oh, my God, my....
I'm still glad I came here. Made a fool out of myself.
Hey week of September 18....
One of my kids, my youngest, my baby, needs an operation.
I'll put it on.