Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I do too. That's why I had you come over today. Ha-ha-ha.

- For what? - For leaving you.

You got trouble, mister. You're never gonna work on the East Coast again.

Here comes Mrs Nesbitt This Should kill her

Do you want another fish?

If you don't bring them, I'll have someone else do it.

Look, when Susan and I get married...

Susan. You get down here this minute.

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there And wash your dick for you.

Long Covid affects ones ability to make decisions. You may be right... I can't decide.

- I'm talking small. - We understand it's small, Arthur.

...and then pulled out--

Are you a hooker?

- I was on a train. - Oh, yeah.

- Millionaire drunk playboy. Mm-hm.

Everyone's always taken care of me.

But if you got sick, or anything...

Have you seen Linda Marolla lately?

- Don't you hate these things? - Despise them.

Come over here. I want you two to meet.

Oh, yeah? What time do you get off work?

...I'm very glad you're here.

How did you know when you fell in love? I mean, how does anybody know?

You come here at 3:00 in the morning to say goodbye?

- I hate my father. - Then purchase four dozen.

- Thank you. Oh, your hat is lovely. - I've heard.

Uh, as you probably have surmised by now...

She stole that tie. It's a perfect crime. Girls don't wear ties.

Gloria, I would like you to meet Hobson...

We have an ant infestation.

Well, frankly, Father, I'd rather starve.

Good afternoon.

For cranky, I guess you'd probably just break my ankles.

- Ah, ah, ah. Miss. - Hey. Hey.

That would leave you with one

"Perhaps You'd Like Me To Come In There And Wash Your Dick For You..." “You Little Shit!!!!”

...they can still spot young gentlemen in love.

- Miss? Miss? I-- - Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.

No. The reason is, there are so many girls...

- Great. Thank you. - Great.

You’re such an asshole

I hope you're happy.

Don't you hate Kevin's wife

I mean, with that man lying in your kitchen.

...I know this is last-minute...

Okay. Why are you a hooker?

- Lady, I got customers. - I'll have it.

I haven't seen much of you lately.

We have an ant infestation.

And I'm much stronger than you are.

The aspirins are for you, my dear.

I'm not one of your guests tonight. I came here for one reason only.

- He came into our house to steal our food. - Well, he was asking for it.

- I wish we had made love. - Yeah.

Would you ask the lady at the counter to put this on my bill?

I've always been poor, and I've usually been happy.

This is a goner.

- You told me. - Well, I am.

What's so funny, now? I sometimes just think funny things

- Here's your tea. - I despise tea.

- You're drunk. - I-- I--

Now, is this the slut that you've disgraced my daughter for?

Want me to read you some Shakespeare?

I hate how alone you are.

It is thrilling to meet you, Gloria.

Yeah. But right now I'm working as a waitress. A lot of talented girls do that.

- Now, Linda, it'll help you. - Yeah. Look what it's done for you.

Hell is the matter with you

After only 12 games, I have 80 coupons.

- Yeah. Um.... - Oh, thank God.

I wasn't talking to you.