Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Engine room, where the hell's my drink?

Look, the money. Arthur, can you live without the money?

Her name is Susan.

When I was 11 years old...

Mrs. Nesbitt deserves the entire treatment.

Bitterman, stop the car. Stop-- Stop the car. Girls, girls, g--

Well, princess, we're gonna have fun.

Don't Screw With Me

Now, your father and I talked about it. I want you...

- Linda? - What do you want?

- No. - My daughter.

...you and Grandmother and the family?

Some of us drink because we're not poets.

There's a very small country in the West Indies. I mean small.

And I can't stand her.

You're miserable? I've got all this, and I'm on a salary.

- Arthur, will you take my hand? - That would leave you with one.

Okay Why are you a hookah?

Aren't waiters wonderful? You ask them for things, and they bring them

I know how alone you are.

He knows when you're awake

My name is Linda.

Marry Susan, Arthur.

- How does it feel to have all that money? - Feels great.

You must have hated this moose

You're such an asshole

- He shouldn't be eating that stuff. - I don't want his last meal to be Jell-O.

Santa Claus is coming to town

Arthur, I shall never offer you this money again.

...14 of these sweaters, all green.

Oh. I was away at boarding school most of the time.

- What's that? Uh.... - Yucca plant.

You'd better not pout--

- Don't give me any stuff, buster. - Oh, listen, Raymond, Raymond.

You're such an asshole.

Say hello to Harold for me.

The bride has had second thoughts...

- What do you do? - I'm a dance instructor.

I'll alert the media

- You seem to find humor in everything. - Yes. Sorry.

I'm getting married soon.

And I do it in an ugly way.

I understand, Mr. Bach.

How does it feel to have the vaccine? It feels great

Son of a bitch.

This is for you, your father, and your acting career.

Bitterman doesn't have to take me. Hi, Bitterman. Heh.

Not in front of all these people, dear. They might think you're an animal.

I hope it's not late. Who am I talking to? Oh, it's me, it's me.

Oh, thank you very much. You've got a lovely....

We want this marriage, Arthur. I want it. Burt Johnson wants it.

It's 85 cents in a cab from one end of the country to the other.

God, isn't life wonderful, Hobson?

That's all I've ever wanted to be.

- Step. Step. - Arthur.

...promiscuous?

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Now, stand up, son. I wanna kill you with my bare hands.

Don't be afraid, Arthur.

...which would seem to indicate that the night is over.

- I'm here to get engaged. - Won't you come in, sir?

- What did you say? - What's going on?

You know, Arthur, your father is going to demand that you marry Susan.

If only we had some Communists here.

I'll have another one. You want another fish?

- Daddy. Daddy. He's not worth it. - Just sit up.

Don't you move, Chester. I don't wanna see you move out of my sight.

- You're such a schmuck, Chester. - I asked her to pick out a tie.

- Bitterman, goodbye. Thank you. - I'm going.

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You can get drunk. You can throw up. You can forget to call me for months.

I'm glad to have you here, sir.

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Well, now, ahem...

Is there something wrong with him?

I often think, fish must get awfully tired of seafood.

You, um, probably ate out that night.

- I just told Linda I was getting engaged. - I don't know why.