Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm an actress. I mean, I'm studying to be one. Ha, ha.
...I can set you up in an apartment, and we can--
I came here to beg Arthur to lend us some money.
Unless you're planning to knock over a fruit stand later in the evening.
...few princes.
You're so drunk, you can hardly stand up.
Of course, you can't depend on that light.
And send two dozen roses to your wife, the skinny one on the train.
- No. - No.
...songs come and go, but I love the classics.
- I'm from the gutter. - Oh, I understand. Yes, the gutter.
You're not leaving anyone.
- Let me buy you another drink. - Right.
Perry, for God's sake, she's gonna kill you. Get in there, Perry.
When I was a kid, I used to open all their stalls and let them run out.
I know that.
Oh, stay with me a minute, Hobson. You know I hate to be alone.
What are you doing tomorrow night?
- Right. - But it's just so hard to get a cab.
Sorry. It's your job to be older.
It's-- It's terribly small. Tiny little country.
I used to hide, and you never found me.
Would you go to the bathroom and bring me two aspirin?
I wanted to tell you the other night, but I--
What do you mean?
Uh, yellow roses. Two dozen.
Give her friend $100. She came in second.
- Good. Look how excited he is. - I'll come home from work.
I took the pizza. I mean, I'm not crazy
I just want you to know, if he doesn't show up for this wedding...
and Dave said
I could love somebody.
Arthur.
Weird.
If you and your undershirt would walk two paces backwards...
- What? - You're looking wonderful, my dear.
You are too old to be poor.
...to the hospital.
Goodness. I sound like a dime novel.
Good. I have to talk to the waiter now.
Stop being so nervous.
Except for fish.
Hobson, I raised my voice to you. I've never done that before.
I want to marry you.
- Isn't she just beautiful? - Of course she is.
You know...
- What's your address? - Uh, miss....
Oh, my God.
You tell her.
Figure it out.
Well, I would walk, and I thought that the moon went anyplace that I did.
Congratulations, Father. You win.
One foot oh pardon me Ah jasus you're a hedge
Then guessing would be out of the question.
- That's Arthur Bach, isn't it? - What if it is?
Wait. I'll get it.
- You really look out for him, don't you? - Yes.
I'm glad we had this time together. You're a funny guy.
Ah.
Linda?
I love you, Arthur.
Arthur, I love you.
- Bitterman, um, do me a favor. - Yes, sir?
I'll take three dozen of these shirts. Um, assorted colors.
Arthur, is it wonderful to be...
You're with me, and you can ask that question?
- Arthur. - What?
- She is my treasure. - She's very nice.
Sujd
There is an engagement party tonight at Arthur's father's house in Southampton.
I mean, we're all dressed up.
You're the rich one? The one who drinks?
Sorry.
Don't screw with me, Bert! Don't screw with me, Wendy!
- Thank you. - I love this song.
It'd have to be a real big woman.
Do you know why girls marry so badly?
Permit me to introduce myself.
- Would you introduce us? - Oh, how stupid of me. Uh...
- I'm Arthur Bach, the groom. - Congratulations.
...would you like me to get you some Scotch, sir?
I'll alert the media.
Isn't that the funniest thing ever?
- Does he? - Yes, he does.
Fine. No problem. What?
I took the pizza...I mean, I'm not crazy
Although some do. It's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
...their kids are learning how to fight.
- You seem upset. - Now, Susan loves you.
Oh, hello, Mr. Johnson.
Yeah? Great.