Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Unh. Ha, ha. Thank you, Bitterman.

It's a little joke.

Oh, no. You don't have to do that.

...and you live here. Want a drink?

This is what I am.

...and be a good boy?

You can count on me

- Tell me your entire name, darling. - Preston Langley.

Must've been something, growing up with all this.

...I want the trout almondine from Lutèce. Tell Henri it's for me.

I met a nice guy. With my help, he could become a prince.

- We'll be poor. - We'll be poor.

- Do you think he wants some cheese? - No. I think we're gonna die.

That's horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

Don't drink anymore, Arthur.

When asked how it feels to be rich....

You're going to be a wealthy man for the rest of your life.

- I love it too. - Ha-ha-ha.

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

I don't wish to put it on.

One for you, one for me. Put it on.

You must have hated this moose.

I don't love you.

I've seen bedrooms.

I'll try to be sober, and I'll try to make you happy.

Why did you steal that tie?

There's more of it. You like a tour?

You have a wonderful economy of words. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.

- I got the kippers and eggs. - Great.

Hell is the matter with you

Here, I'll take that.

I've got him right where I want him.

I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition...

It took me two buses, three cabs and a train...

Since Hobson's death, he's stopped drinking. He's anxious to work.

- It goes with everything I own. - Ha, ha.

...with another woman.

Will you cut it out?

I'll alert the media.

For all I know, he shot it while you screamed.

I mean, this is just hypothetical. --if I don't make her happy?

A real woman could stop you from drinking.

- You all right, Bitterman? - Yes, sir.

Congratulations to you, Arthur.

I wish you luck in your poverty.

- He's my father. - Yes.

You ask them for things, and they bring them.

I'm telling you why

- How are you? - Princess?

- I'm funny. - Yeah, that's it.

Are all the ones he passed up coming?

Don't screw with us.

Why are you so happy about all this?

All I can tell you is, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Is that the funniest thing ever?

If I were to show you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it?

Look, it's over.

I know this woman. We were shopping together.

You should have been there the day I freed my goldfish.

Don't Screw with Me Bert

- Can I help you? - Do you recommend the French toast?

God, that's funny.

Perry, you're a dead man.

He knows when you've been Bad or good

Does Arthur know you're here?

I would give anything to see you in the morning.

- He seems drunk, but he sounds sincere. - Eat your roll.

Thank you so much.

- ...on my mother's side. - Oh.

There's-- There's teeth and gums and blood.

Young woman, this is a tie you cannot steal.

- Oh, you poor thing. - Stand aside.

On seeing the hag…

- Aren't I? Thank you. - Wednesday?

- I can't bear to think of you that way. - I need Linda, Hobson.

- I have something for you. - For me?

Oh, here comes Mrs. Nesbitt. This should kill her.

- I could get fired. - Oh, no, you won't.

...to get into the neighborhood, but what the hell? Ha-ha-ha.

Oh, yeah, right.

Perhaps you'd like me to come in there Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you.

YOU LITTLE SHIT!

You'd think they'd never seen a car before. Ha.

You know, ever since I met that Arthur, I just liked him.

Here, keep the change.

Which is out of the question. I swear she'll be happy.

You'd better watch out

Tonight is New Year's Eve. Third time this week.

...he just kept on sleeping.