Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arthur "What are you doing" "and why are you talking like that?"
I fell out of the godamned car!
- Actually, Susan is a very nice girl. - Very nice.
You can do anything with your life that you want to.
And you're engaged.
He's Taking the knife out of the cheese!... ...You think he wants some cheese??
Arthur, we really must be going. Thank you for a memorable afternoon.
...hanging in your closet. Ha-ha-ha!
We have your regular table, Mr. Bach.
I hate dentists.
Arthur. I demand that you take this money.
...and I killed him in the kitchen.
They recently had the whole country carpeted.
Come in.
Ha! Two more, and I'm 20 for 20. That's another 35 coupons. Ha, ha.
- You're frightened. - I know. I know. I'm both of those.
If I were to tell you, it would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it? Don't open it.
Good luck in prison
You saw me standing alone
Space Invaders? Holy crap.
I have to get looped just to walk into my office.
- Okay, what? A guy came in--? - A guy came into the diner...
- Do you know what I'm gonna do? - No, I don't.
You'd better watch out You'd better
Fish all bathe together. Although they do tend to eat one another.
Step.
Can I come in? Don't you hate Perry's wife?
Why don't you forget the buses! For a moment?
There's this other girl.
I don't care what he demands. Unh.
Pelosi
I should imagine your breath.
Tell her that Chief Inspector Flanigan from Homicide is here.
Yeah.
- Yeah. What can I do? - Listen--
Listen, take the rest of the week off. You're obviously under a lot of tension.
Yeah, listen, my father screwed me too.
Yeah, what does he care? The dope.
- And bring me back some clothes here. - Yes, sir.
All right. You win.
- Please stop that. - Hobson, how good to see you.
- Kiss your wife like that? - I'm not married.
Please get my drink. After all, we're going to the bar.
You shouldn't hear this.
Of course.
Uh, I don't think you have.
If I feel the urge to dribble, I can always call the nurse.
- Yes. How delightful to hear from you. - How about a pitcher of martinis?
Yes.
And subsequently, she gave it to me.
Arthur knew!
How revolting
Linda?
Did you whistle a lot? I mean, I find I whistle.
What are your thoughts, Hobson?
- Susan. - Yes, Arthur?
- Then I won't spit. - Good. None of the best people do.
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
It's difficult for her that night. Isn't that the night you usually attend...
How often does a young man get engaged?
You spoiled little bastard.
- Why? - Please.
You're even teaching me how to die?
Oh, thank you very much. I'm Arthur Bach.
This must be the building.
Harold?
Do you want anything?
- Red roses. With the yellow. - Right.
- Yes. - Thank you, Harriet.
What do you do? I've never asked you.
On the other hand Go screw yourself
Linda?
- Why do you think Pancho loves you? - Well, thank you.
Susan
Can't you see I'm going for a new world record? Ha!
- Roses. Yellow. - Right.
He doesn't love your daughter. I'm sorry. It happens.
...Princess Gloria, may I introduce my aunt and uncle...
The park, Bitterman. Drive through the park.
- Now, please take it, and I'll go. - Uh-huh.
I forgot, I thought I was just doing great with her.
Yes, it's been a distinct pleasure meeting you.
Look how nobody ever smiles here.
I just have to be alone for a minute.
We're gonna be-- We're gonna be like...
- Yes, sir. - Then open that door.
God.
God, these people. Thank you.
Arthur. Join us.
Nice place. I like a living room you can land a plane in.
Ha, ha. I love it.
- You're a nice boy. - Two dozen red, okay?