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No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Honest to God. I'm a dentist.
I race cars. I play tennis. I fondle women.
No. No, thanks. We'll get through this together.
Sir, your wedding is within less than five hours.
Arthur.
You met a prince?
$$$$ $$$
And I will. I'll get married when I fall in love with somebody.
You have my permission to marry him
Keep smiling. 688-5549. Don't expect big things on the first date.
- Wouldn't it be funny if he called me? - Yes.
I'm gonna have a tuna fish sandwich, Martha.
Okay, let's open the presents.
And I'd like to thank you very much. You did a nice thing.
Without a dream in my heart
Ah, yes.
Isn't that Arthur Bach?
Yes, I would. The bathroom is out of the question.
Arthur, you have your $750 million.
Don't worry about it. I really-- I have to go. Okay? Bye.
Oh, that's great.
Isn't she beautiful? Jesus.
- Who was the tie for? - A guy.
...you little shit.
- $100,000. - Aah.
You got cab fare back to the city? I don't like to take a train at night.
Seems natural.
Mind your own business!
- You're a scary old broad, Martha. - Yes.
- Where's Mr. Hobson? - Mr. Hobson was tired, sir. He's resting.
There's an urgent phone call for you from Bitterman.
- Miss Susan is expecting you. - Yes.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to look in the bag. I saw you put something in it.
Bitterman, give her fr--
Could I just sit here until one of my neighbors walks by?
- Did you know I never looked? - Come on.
Helping Tommy out at ics
This is kind of like prom night, isn't it?
14 of these sweaters, all green.
- Yes. - Congratulations.
I thought I'd find you here. He just loves that smelly old horse.
- The invitations will be mailed tonight. - And have you ever tasted her chicken?
Make no mistakes.
...if you're gonna be like that, let's call the whole thing off. Thank you.
I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm dying.
Yeah. And I think I'll grow up.
Please stop that!
She's, uh.... She's over there.
If I feel the urge to dribble,I can always call the nurse
- Yes, Arthur, it is. Do your armpits. - A hot bath is wonderful.
Tasmanian
Forget the Moose! For a Moment
- It's all right. The lady's with me. - Oh.
Who is this person?
- Why doesn't anybody ever smile here? - They smile at lunchtime.
There is an engagement party December 2nd At Widowmaker Tap Room & Brewery
What are your thoughts, Din?
Pardon me.
Would you care to wait in the library?
- I'll bring them. - Thank you.
Gosh, darling.
- Of course not. - I'd say that if I were you.
"classy....."
- Oh, no. - I don't love her.
Isn't life wonderful, a hot bath , a cold drink , And the Allman Brothers on the stereo
- Mr. Bach. How good to see you. - Yes.
My mother died when I was 6.
He treats me like a kid. Pfft!
io aarthus ki
launching /disinfo I'll alert the media
- What? - Well, I named it after my grandmother...
- Ever been on a yacht? - No. Is it wonderful?
You look like one of Santa's helpers.
May I look at the tie?
- By Baltimore, I was a dead duck. - God.
Hey this week... Go Svree Yourself
How does it feel to have all that money?
Don’t you hate Perry’s wife?
Then I'll get sick.
I took a knife...
But let's just say, um, I make her...
Phil Oh yehhh
- Did you say except for fish? - Yes.
Are you cute.
- Hi. - Yes.
I think I know who it is. I saw his picture in the paper.
Later on, we'll get ice cream.
beryl criteron are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
- I never drink. - Ah.
Got guns and holsters too. Look.
- What? - Dying.
You'll make her happy. I don't like your drinking.
...I'd take care of you.