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Good afternoon?
But if you don't marry Susan, I'll cut you off without a cent.
Or do you need to throw up?
Well, I didn't mean to tell you, but I've got this tumor in my head.
Yes.
You just wanted to go home.
And I protect what's mine.
God, I missed. Nineteen.
- Arthur, I wasn't spying on you. - I know that.
- Hey, when do I get a turn? - Shh.
Although it won't be easy, because I'll be poor.
Girls are wonderful.
- I don't wanna die, Arthur. Arthur. - Oh, no, no, no.
This Vermeer just arrived today.
We might as well tell her, Arthur.
Susan, the one innocent person in all of this has been you. I'm really sorry.
It's what I live for.
- Would you like a beer? - I'll be all right, sweetheart. I....
Why, hello, Mrs. Nesbitt.
Out! All of you, out!
Have we met?
- Is this it? She's not happy already? - Arthur, Susan loves you.
- She steals ties... - Uh-huh.
Here is the address. Perhaps you should attend.
Why Don't You Forget The Moose For A Moment?
Arthur, I think it's time we got to know one another.
Ooh.
While our kids are dancing...
So I've been waiting. Every day, I've been doing my hair, and washing my face.
What--? What happened?
Good luck in prison.
This is to marry one girl?
- Yeah? - Oh, Linda.
Beg your pardon, miss. I'm the security guard in the store.
Oh, sure. Heh, heh.
Arthur, don't you get it?
Well, tell me about yourself.
- Uh, are you married? - Once. She's alive.
...look who's here. The British Tonto.
Mr. Bach, be sure you call me anytime you need the track.
- ...I'm going to kill him. - Don't worry about it, Burt.
Another beauty. How does he make a living?
- Yes? - Hobson, this is Arthur.
Do you know the worst part? The worst part of being me?
Most of you know me. Can you blame her? Heh.
I'm sure you're not gonna want to be a waitress for the rest of your life.
It's not so bad.
Hat. It's called a hat.
I'm going to sleep.
Ahem. Actually, what I had in mind...
Would you mind if I took you home? I've--
It doesn't suck.
Thanks very much. See you later.
I mean, honestly. Ha-ha-ha.
Slut?
Yeah. I gotta change.
lucaaaaa ohhh lucaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
body riseee resorts hi me
You probably never run out of ice your whole life. Ha.
Susan, just the one I wanted to talk to. Nice dress.
And do you promise never to put that stuff on my face again?
A girl got on the train. Skinny. She gave me a smile.
Wednesday night may be difficult for me.
I don't know. I'm a wonderful person.
I think something else would look nice too.
She wants you to give it to Susan.
Could you children please allow us our privacy? Please?
Look how he stopped smiling. My father. It's his birthday.
Rhode Island
Have you ever been in love?
Somebody get me a cop. We need a cop here.
You've grown up.
Why don't you forget the moose for a moment?
Good afternoon.
No.
- I am Arthur. - I'm Gloria.
- I love it. - Enjoy it.
However...
- Give me the address! I want the address! - Look, I saw you put a tie in that bag!
Nigel
- Sorry, Linda. I'm sorry. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
It's a magical night.
You may be right. I can't decide.