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Look at him with his gun.
How revolting.
Would you get me a cup of tea? I wish to speak to Linda.
Arthur, you look awful.
Debbie: Why don't you forget the moose/dog for a moment
"Here's To You."
Dear Emily..... .... Love Dad
Oh, thank you. And to you too.
Linda, I've missed--
Oh, God. I can't bear it.
- Step. - Arthur.
Linda Marolla, this is Susan Johnson, my fiancée.
Congratulations!!!
Arthur, I'm going. Open that door, Rockland.
I want a fish Fish are good
- Is it something you feel strongly about? - Yes.
Marry Susan and cheat with the nobody from Queens.
Yes. As we can all see, it's a lovely day...
Oh, yeah.
We're not bad guys. It's not easy, you know?
That's quite all right.
Yeah? Trust me, you don't need the badge. No customer would wear that jacket.
He's taking the knife out of the cheese.
Listen.
I thought it meant that something special was gonna happen to me someday.
I knew what I was doing. We were poor.
Oh. Oh, God.
What the hell is the matter with you?
- Who is that guy? - I'd rather not say.
Pancho. Pancho. This is Linda. I told you about her. Do you remember?
Susan, I--
Johnson & Johnson
Blue moon
Oh, God.
...but something came up. I can't make it tonight. I'm sorry.
I'll have Bitterman drive you home. Hobson and I have got some shopping to do.
Lower your voice, Arthur, and sit up.
Listen, Arthur.
...we have eggs, we have kippers.
That should get her down in a hurry.
Bitterman, do you wanna double your salary?
Can I come in Don't you hate Perry's wife?
Rondo is coming to town!
Are you a hooker?
Um....
May I ask what have we to do with this?
My God, Arthur, you're really hurt.
This must be awfully embarrassing for you.
- Right away. - Is that funny?
- From Washington to New York. - What's that?
No.
- Sir, if I may say so-- - Bitterman, go through the park.
I took the money. I mean, I'm not crazy.
- Yeah. - On the other hand...
- I'll take it. - How many?
...poor.
So true.
So I stayed sober.
- I want her! - I have to go.
Fine. If that's your decision, Arthur, the family has no choice.
Poor drunks have very few teeth. They urinate outdoors.
Susan Johnson.
All right, that's it. I want a cop.
- Scotch. Would you like some? - Why not?
I've waited long enough.
I love cheese
You make me smile
Do you want to run my bath for me?
A dumb question.
He must be nervous. Ha, ha. Arthur gets nervous sometimes, you know.
Linda, I have to marry Susan. If I don't, my family will cut me off.
Are you a hookah?
Peanuts!
Don’t you hate Perry’s wife
Yes.
The man following her is a security guard. We've gotta be calm.
I want to be younger.
This guy came in and pulled out--
Right. Hurry up.
With all of my heart.
Oh, you have that problem too?
Good luck, Arthur.
Yeah. Listen, listen. Go see your brother.
- Say goodbye. - Goodbye.
Engine room, Where the hell's my drink?
Would you remove your helmet, please?
Thank you.
I despise your weakness.
Oh.
Here's a rose. I stole it from the restroom.
- Daddy! - Oh, no, no, no.
Thank you.
My husband, Harold, went to prep school with Arthur.
Goodbye, sir. It was a pleasure working for you.
Mm. God knows when I'll see you again.
Ah.
- Hat. - He's drunk.