Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I meme good?
(LAUGHING) Get them hooked.
You lost Your job?!
(MUFFLED GROANING)
Ja. Before the dark days fell on my people and we lost everything.
Yep. Eddie loves his lobster and port wine. But it comes with a price.
what would happen if julia gillard was the logo board game? oh god i'd refuse to play her before i got her out of the box.
I tried to hurt my back unclogging your own septic system. I tried to hurt my back unclogging your own septic system.
(SAX OPHONE SOUNDS)
(STOMACH RUMBLES LOUDLY)
(RETCHING)
MAN: You fellas, too! Come on!
[ Rumbling, Gurgling ]
[snoring]
[ Stomach Rumbles ]
(EX CLAIMS HAPPILY)
Our neighbor Ned Flanders drops by unexpectedly...
Oh, I don't sell beer no more. I only serve Aquavit,
Now, when will you be starting the interview?
You know, kids, the real drowningest catch is man.
Yeah, and Eddie's laid up because of his gout.
Why you little... I'll kill you!
What are those unhealthy he/she-sounding things?
"X ylophobia" would be a fear of xylophones.
It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing.
Hey, Moe, what is that hoity-toity beer they're drinking?
- There's one, Chief. - Well, he's too far, Lou. That's not fair.
(LAUGHS)
I can't read this sloopy-bloopy writing.