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(grunting) In my home!
Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy
Mm, Tina, don't fucking say “ugly car king”
(cheering)
That was gonna be my first choice anyway.
I can't help it if I keep coming up
Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat.
where it doesn't hurt.
What have I been using? (Shouts)
It was an honor to pick your dingle-berries.
- You wanna come? - Yes.
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when anything-ball is all anyone talks about.
With a man bun?
I'm just picking up
Boys and girls, I give you...
Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics
Oh. Still glad I played.
Hey, there you go.
Two third-graders playing catch with a shoe.
What's that? You want another boob?
Can you read them TV?
Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing!
(grunting dramatically)
And then, there were two.
I'm sure. Let's go, let's go!
You'll be not here, when I get back?
(whoops)
Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch!
No offense, but how much longer
from the Ga-Ga wieners.
- Somebody? Little help? - Could you get that, Gene?
She's got a mouth full of, uh, words?
Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive
I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it.
ALL (chanting): Ga-Ga ball!
It's-it's about the kids.
That must be so much fun, reading to kids... I'm jealous.
Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language?
to the first annual Wagstaff Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament
Ah. Yeah, I see it.
- You can go. - Oh.
Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays?
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
Not all librarians want to shake their hair out.
- Abraca-books! - (laughs)
Ooh! Watch the lamp.
I think it's cool.
Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern-Ando."
- you don't have to, but... - Oh, great, okay, buh-bye.
Wanda... Wordmouth?
You know, maybe this read-off was kind of silly.