Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't deserve these!
Not so fast, Morty.
Ahh! Nick: Gah!
Finish him, you fools!
forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture
In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth:
Goddamn it, Harold.
than wiping an unearned smirk off my grandson's face.
after the bar closed.
like with this weirdly primitive catapult, but --
Sorry for the tractor beaming,
Break the cycle, Morty.
Cut you out of my life.
Yeah, there's not a ton to "get," genius,
We're just leaving, like, a hospital
If ya nail this next one, I've got bird quaaludes.
Anyways, that kind of experience shakes you up.
Ah, now I see. The real treasure is empathy.
Oh [bleep]. You were supposed to die!
I never said you're worthless.
Then it's time the Portal Boys get themselves a portal gun.
Mmm, trash, I love trash...
Maybe we are, maybe we're not.
You are a doctor for god sakes!
Look, I don't know how I let this happen
Remember your training, crows.
I guess the "joke" being that crows are stupid?
Kicking off my new franchise!
Definitely saving this one!
You think you can [bleep] with me and get away with it?!
And now you're thinking, gee, maybe if he cares enough
Oh. It's me, isn't it?