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Yeah, Mickey, we'll totally pay you in made-up money.
Trust me.
It's just I spent three months making this.
(sobs)
We are an upstanding town,
Oh. (chuckles)
I don't want you getting
of the "Flatch Patriot," which has a circulation of 535--
-Everybody, stay calm. -(rocket whistles)
Tell 'em why.
Okay, well,
Great job. Okay, okay.
Oh, check it out.
Now, I just want to give out a special award to someone
(fireworks pop and crackle)
Don't tell me it's Norma's B&B
(chuckles) Yeah, no kiddin'.
So where--where you staying?
I told you that.
Yeah, there was a mix-up.
SHRUB: Run! Take that, Fargas!
and his was pretty much, like,
(laughter)
Hey, June, have you seen Shrub anywhere?
Uh, whoa, you fill out your voting form?
Fine, I will take my nan on the balloon.
(robot scarecrow screaming)
(cheers and applause)
See?
-Seriously, such a weirdo. -So...
for, like, a little bush.
-Yes! -Oh, yeah!
(whispering) So sad.
Hey, bro, let me help you with that!
Mickey and me were born on the same day
but I guess I kept achieving
This was right in the middle of my field.
they just, like, free-form the whole body.
KELLY: Well, a skillet toss is where you take
and then he married Nadine.
Mm.
Well, I'm young at heart, you know?
-Are you calling my farm crap? -I am!
This whole town has it out for me!
25 years old. It's such a funny story.
(big band music)
Oh, my God!
Are you kidding me?
and last year, someone gave birth to twins.
Colonel Flatch gets lost one night with his regiment,
Oh, you know, changing diapers,
and we deserve some damn attention.
-Sanitary. -SHRUB: Oh.