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KELLY: Okay.
Joe got God, and, uh, apparently Tinder.
and you get all excited,
Hey! Screw you too!
He's just the only person in town
It's just a rag on a stick.
(sarcastically) Whoa, wow. That's really awesome!
See you, Pops.
ROBOT SCARECROW: Candy apples do not compute!
Oh, uh, I moved here with Joe when he got the job.
with my big win.
she hangs out with, and this, like,
You know that blind guy that lives up the road?
Tell them about the time when we drank
I have a lot of enemies just like my dad, right?
And let's just get better at knowing my needs a little bit.
I have a job. I'm an influencer.
and everything else cleared out.
And now we have Kelly Mallet.
Hot off the presses. Read it and weep.
but touching real people with real human hair
but, you know, it's part of its charm.
This is what we call a crowd-pleaser.
Thank you.
but then Shrub sent the teacher
(laughs)
with a ferret on a leash.
Shrub, I-- I'm going to need you
It's a prime spot, and I am ready.
. .
Beth is gonna want me so bad now.
(laughter)
-I have a speech. -FATHER JOE: No.
KELLY: You were totally robbed.
(cheers and applause)