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Your shoe does not weigh as much as a skillet.
Dude, the Fourth of July is, like, eight months away.
-And 2 inches. -2 inches.
Father Joe, why don't you, uh, [bleep]?
Also, real shoes.
He actually, uh, signed him up for this online class,
Yeah.
Why don't you apologize to me?
my man Garth Brooks, here,
and everyone votes for which one's best.
I spent all my money on orchard grass
My dad won it seven years in a row
Let me see. Shrub Mallet, first place.
God, you should be thanking me for getting rid of that pig!
he thinks we're best friends.
Oh, my God! Even the crows can see that!
In fourth grade, she won the pie eating contest...
I've been trading Bitcoin for, like, a year now.
Next semester we get to touch real human hair,
KELLY: Hey, Big Mandy. What's goin' on?
-Why? -More people signed up.
from the one I took of you?
We got two restaurants, one with menus,
Oh, this is Len. He's a weird, mean, old man.
you don't deserve to be here.
and he ends up right here, it turns out,
Shrub, apologize now.
No, God, Beth has to see me win.
That one, right there.
Who's a weirdo?
Pass your ballots!
And besides, if I hadn't moved to Flatch,
a 5-pound pan, bigger than this one, okay,