Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me see. Shrub Mallet, first place.
Who's a weirdo?
Shrub, apologize now.
God, you should be thanking me for getting rid of that pig!
-Why? -More people signed up.
Oh, this is Len. He's a weird, mean, old man.
We got two restaurants, one with menus,
Father Joe, why don't you, uh, [bleep]?
a 5-pound pan, bigger than this one, okay,
and everyone votes for which one's best.
I've been trading Bitcoin for, like, a year now.
from the one I took of you?
my man Garth Brooks, here,
you don't deserve to be here.
He actually, uh, signed him up for this online class,
he thinks we're best friends.
No, God, Beth has to see me win.
In fourth grade, she won the pie eating contest...
Also, real shoes.
Yeah.
Next semester we get to touch real human hair,
That one, right there.
-And 2 inches. -2 inches.
Dude, the Fourth of July is, like, eight months away.
I spent all my money on orchard grass
Your shoe does not weigh as much as a skillet.
And besides, if I hadn't moved to Flatch,
Oh, my God! Even the crows can see that!
My dad won it seven years in a row
and he ends up right here, it turns out,
Why don't you apologize to me?
KELLY: Hey, Big Mandy. What's goin' on?
Pass your ballots!