Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-so that's what I call irony. -Yeah.
Uh, I was a reporter at the "Star Tribune."
MATT: (groaning)
all the cherry wine coolers!
-FATHER JOE: First place... -I got it from you.
crying like a little baby.
Oh, okay.
CHERYL: Five minutes till the skillet toss!
(screaming) I'll miss you, Father!
at the same hospital, so ever since we were babies,
but it's not making me feel anything.
June, who just signed up?
Uh, Levi, Nathan S, Nathan G for starters.
That's, like--that's amateur if you ask me.
FATHER JOE: Look, it's not easy
Oh, that's great. Who are you influencing?
Oh, right, well, I have no idea whose that is.
because, at town events, unfortunately,
Damn right, I am!
You know how they, like, release a McRib in February,
Wait, or the Indians? I don't kn--look it up.
Ah, yes!
I'm doin' the skillet toss. Gonna win it back for us.
And then eighth grade,
Someone call the fire department!
This guy! This guy's a legend!
with a working PlayStation.
you learn sanitation procedures.
and you can't compete with God.
(cheers and applause)
and secure its future.
Not helping, June.
Get out of my field!
so, you know, who's the loser now, Farg?
you know?
He has a massive crush on Beth.