Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Professor Fate. And who might you be?
What do you say to that, General?
- It's 7:30. Up and at 'em. - "Up and at 'em!"
Max! We're number 5.
A cheap carnival performer, a fraud, a trickster.
I told him, and he said that...
- You gonna give us any trouble? - I beg your pardon.
There's a fight! Fight in the saloon! Fight!
- Good afternoon. - Good afternoon
- Come on, Max! - All checked.
Just stay away from the automobile. I'll sign it for you.
...to our guest of honor, The Great Leslie!
You've never seen a woman's leg in a silk stocking.
The coronation is tomorrow. I hope you'll stay, you Great Leslie, you.
- No. - I'm afraid this will be necessary.
We shall win!
He's got everybody. We've got to go save the professor.
Very big. The head very big.
Coming up.
- Yeah, but that's... - No, it isn't.
Land!
Not the... android phone
Come back here.
I'll emancipate them from the drudgery of being servants or saints.
If there's anything I abhor, it's a sloppy tucker-inner.
My way! They let me win!
...or, by jumped-up Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
"He who fights and runs away, may live to fight another day."
They're there. Cross my heart.
Hold it.
It's very simple:
...some last minute business.
- Somebody get me a rope. - You want a rope?
What are you talking about?
Hi, there.
Just keep your eye on car number 2.
You going to sign or do I send the gas back to New York?
Nothing to worry about. We have a lot more champagne in the car.
Your Highness should visit India one day.
Aye, aye, sir.
Just one moment, please, sir. I will not leave without Hezekiah.
What about Miss Dubois and Hezekiah?
An admirable point of view. For anyone, but a soldier.
- Any fool knows that a woman cannot... - That's right! Any fool!
Gentlemen, I propose to prove that the American automobile...
Terrific. Let's go. I got the car.
Good evening.
- I know Paris. - So do I.
Close the door and hurry it. Bring it up!
...he's had enough and he didn't think you could win anyway.
Yes, sir.
Professor, time to get up.
Get off the car, please. Will you just get off the car?
I am a female past the age of consent.
Unhand me.
You talk a good fight, but when it comes down to it...
- Max! - We've got to save the professor.
I'll show you! I'll enter the race myself. I'll enter my own car and I'll beat you!
Professor...
Boys, would you care to join me?
There's only one way to find out.
Don't yell!
Don't Just Friday Mean Surf Of The Shack
- Will you be in Potzdorf long, Mr. Leslie? - I'm afraid not.
I'm a reporter.
Frisbee, leave the room!
But two Kwakiutls in the same blanket...
If you had provided me with transportation to Grommett...
Deadly serious.
Over my dead body. Unlock those handcuffs and get out.
He's right.
Jack, honey!
And another thing...
Let's discuss the whole thing completely. Right from the beginning.