Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I demand to see the American Consul.
And you, sir, are a slave to your puritanism.
They're there, I swear it. Come on, save the professor.
I wish Mumsey were here.
He's getting in the boat.
Push the button, Max!
Mumsey...
Board!
Coming through. I got it.
What are your plans for the future?
You're gonna attend that meeting tonight...
Max, the back!
Champagne, Professor?
He jumped!
Too much champagne.
Who is it?
Lily, this here's our guest of honor, The Great Leslie.
Matter of fact, his prowess with the blade...
Just a moment.
What difference does it make? A few hours one way or another.
- You can't go now. - What do you mean we can't go now?
But if you were to send for gasoline now it would be in Grommett when you arrived.
Thirty-seven inches to go.
I'm getting a new tucker-inner. Banished, banished!
Sit and drink up. The evening's young, we're all going to have such a gay...
I'm the first woman to edit the newspaper at my college.
You cheated! You cheated!
Concede?
We're lost on an iceberg, and doomed to drift with the tide and melt.
They'll erect a monument to me!
It's been this way for years and I see no reason to change.
Now, we'll talk this out.
...as long as you let me go. What do you say to $500?
Oh, Leslie! Leslie!
Max! we're Number 5.
He doesn't want a key, he wants gas!
I think we got it now, Professor.
At last, the Great Leslie is finished. I've won!
They've been waiting for me.
Unfortunately, just for the night. We have to leave in the morning.
Come on, Professor, rise and shine.
There will be no lollygagging in this hallway.
You mean...
Running away, Baron?
I hope you win. I hope you win!
...unveils its latest and greatest achievement.
But has she raised her skirts for you and shown her calf?
I mean, a long race. A very long race
Obviously, they don't know who I am.
It's been my experience, General...
Leave Leslie to me. Start the car. The car.
...Teddy Roosevelt and the United States government!
Hey, conductor!
They said I never could. Get off of the bed!
When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache.
It's a secret.
That was exhausting.
You're right. With Leslie on the loose, every second counts.
...you're as emancipated as a confirmed spinster in a knitting bee.
Frisbee, just get the bird.
Push the button, Max.
Never!
Really, sir, you surprise me.
You're wasting your time.
Bury the hatchet.
Chicago to Cleveland? That's been done.
Looks like a beautiful night.
I am king!
In the Kingdom of Carpania if one doesn't waltz...
You give them beads, makes them friendly.
If I can change his mind?
You're a brave woman, Miss Dubois.
Thank you, Baron. So do you.
Now if you'd won the Men's International Fencing Competition...
TODD LINSLEY for CITY COUNCIL I hope you win, you Good Linsley, you…
You can't talk to me that way! I'm a member of the press.
If I don't, I'll get something else. I'll find a way, even if I have to walk.
Jack, honey, don't get rough. He's the guest of honor.
- They're with the baron. - The baron?
Enter the race. Enter your own car.
You want me to feed you?
- Representing The Sentinel. - What?