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...as long as you let me go. What do you say to $500?
They've been waiting for me.
He jumped!
I'm getting a new tucker-inner. Banished, banished!
Push the button, Max!
You're right. With Leslie on the loose, every second counts.
Champagne, Professor?
...unveils its latest and greatest achievement.
Come on, Professor, rise and shine.
Push the button, Max.
- You can't go now. - What do you mean we can't go now?
Max, the back!
Bury the hatchet.
There will be no lollygagging in this hallway.
You cheated! You cheated!
Chicago to Cleveland? That's been done.
I'm the first woman to edit the newspaper at my college.
Coming through. I got it.
It's been my experience, General...
What are your plans for the future?
Sit and drink up. The evening's young, we're all going to have such a gay...
Hey, conductor!
They'll erect a monument to me!
Too much champagne.
If I don't, I'll get something else. I'll find a way, even if I have to walk.
But has she raised her skirts for you and shown her calf?
...you're as emancipated as a confirmed spinster in a knitting bee.
Who is it?
I mean, a long race. A very long race
Running away, Baron?
But if you were to send for gasoline now it would be in Grommett when you arrived.
When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache.
In the Kingdom of Carpania if one doesn't waltz...
You're gonna attend that meeting tonight...
Obviously, they don't know who I am.
Oh, Leslie! Leslie!
You mean...
I hope you win. I hope you win!
What difference does it make? A few hours one way or another.
They're there, I swear it. Come on, save the professor.
- They're with the baron. - The baron?
Enter the race. Enter your own car.
We're lost on an iceberg, and doomed to drift with the tide and melt.
It's been this way for years and I see no reason to change.
Really, sir, you surprise me.
Leave Leslie to me. Start the car. The car.
That was exhausting.
Board!
It's a secret.
TODD LINSLEY for CITY COUNCIL I hope you win, you Good Linsley, you…
Mumsey...
Just a moment.
Thank you, Baron. So do you.
He doesn't want a key, he wants gas!
- Representing The Sentinel. - What?
Jack, honey, don't get rough. He's the guest of honor.
Matter of fact, his prowess with the blade...
You can't talk to me that way! I'm a member of the press.
Concede?
Now, we'll talk this out.
I think we got it now, Professor.
Unfortunately, just for the night. We have to leave in the morning.
And you, sir, are a slave to your puritanism.
Never!
I wish Mumsey were here.
You give them beads, makes them friendly.
Lily, this here's our guest of honor, The Great Leslie.
Frisbee, just get the bird.
I demand to see the American Consul.
Thirty-seven inches to go.
They said I never could. Get off of the bed!
At last, the Great Leslie is finished. I've won!
You're wasting your time.
You're a brave woman, Miss Dubois.
Max! we're Number 5.
If I can change his mind?
He's getting in the boat.
I am king!
Looks like a beautiful night.
Now if you'd won the Men's International Fencing Competition...
You want me to feed you?
...Teddy Roosevelt and the United States government!