Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna attend that meeting tonight...
Thirty-seven inches to go.
If I don't, I'll get something else. I'll find a way, even if I have to walk.
They've been waiting for me.
He jumped!
You're wasting your time.
Sit and drink up. The evening's young, we're all going to have such a gay...
Champagne, Professor?
Max, the back!
...you're as emancipated as a confirmed spinster in a knitting bee.
Never!
I demand to see the American Consul.
Just a moment.
He doesn't want a key, he wants gas!
...unveils its latest and greatest achievement.
I'm the first woman to edit the newspaper at my college.
And you, sir, are a slave to your puritanism.
Frisbee, just get the bird.
It's a secret.
You mean...
Board!
Now if you'd won the Men's International Fencing Competition...
Concede?
...as long as you let me go. What do you say to $500?
There will be no lollygagging in this hallway.
They're there, I swear it. Come on, save the professor.
I mean, a long race. A very long race
Come on, Professor, rise and shine.
Obviously, they don't know who I am.
You want me to feed you?
They'll erect a monument to me!
I think we got it now, Professor.
Mumsey...
You're right. With Leslie on the loose, every second counts.
Jack, honey, don't get rough. He's the guest of honor.
TODD LINSLEY for CITY COUNCIL I hope you win, you Good Linsley, you…
We're lost on an iceberg, and doomed to drift with the tide and melt.
It's been this way for years and I see no reason to change.
They said I never could. Get off of the bed!
Who is it?
Push the button, Max.
Enter the race. Enter your own car.
What are your plans for the future?
At last, the Great Leslie is finished. I've won!
Now, we'll talk this out.
But has she raised her skirts for you and shown her calf?
You can't talk to me that way! I'm a member of the press.
Matter of fact, his prowess with the blade...
I hope you win. I hope you win!
Unfortunately, just for the night. We have to leave in the morning.
I am king!
Coming through. I got it.
I wish Mumsey were here.
In the Kingdom of Carpania if one doesn't waltz...
That was exhausting.
He's getting in the boat.
But if you were to send for gasoline now it would be in Grommett when you arrived.
Looks like a beautiful night.
- Representing The Sentinel. - What?
Bury the hatchet.
You cheated! You cheated!
Leave Leslie to me. Start the car. The car.
It's been my experience, General...
Max! we're Number 5.
I'm getting a new tucker-inner. Banished, banished!
Really, sir, you surprise me.
Push the button, Max!
You give them beads, makes them friendly.
When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache.
- They're with the baron. - The baron?
Running away, Baron?
What difference does it make? A few hours one way or another.
Thank you, Baron. So do you.
- You can't go now. - What do you mean we can't go now?
Lily, this here's our guest of honor, The Great Leslie.
Oh, Leslie! Leslie!
You're a brave woman, Miss Dubois.
...Teddy Roosevelt and the United States government!
Hey, conductor!
If I can change his mind?
Too much champagne.
Chicago to Cleveland? That's been done.