Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And because I consider myself sexually free and morally emancipated...
Shut up, Professor.
Personally, I prefer a man's weapon. How are you with a saber?
- You sure you tested the mechanism? - It can't miss.
- I am invincible! - We won!
But I think she's a spy for Professor Fate.
Thirty-seven inches to go.
That's it. On the lake. Come on, we'll save the professor.
The Magnificent Professor Fate.
Hey, boss!
And where are you going now?
The madman. Did you see him trying to pull my beard out by the roots?
Music, somebody! Start the music!
India, isn't that where they have those Hindu persons walking on hot coals?
You are the most unreasonable, inconsistent female...
Down, you idiot!
Well, it's a young lady, sir.
No, you may not ask how, but I'll finish. I may not still be an official entry...
It is indeed. It's probably from San Francisco or Seattle.
Well.
...to study the Kwakiutl Indians.
Any woman who has the unmitigated arrogance to consider herself man's equal.
You are trying my patience, madam.
veni escaped,and is terrorizing the village
- Up periscope! - Up periscope!
Don't smoke?
- Lily's his girl. - Terrific!
No, I mean really cover it. From start to finish, mile by mile.
- Push the button, Max. - Are you sure this is such a good idea?
You're assuming again. En garde.
May I propose a toast?
It's a contest, and he's using weapons that have toppled everything...
It takes so long to get from one place to another.
As you know, I've steadfastly maintained...
Golly!
...from Happy Acres, I am in charge here.
A secret? I love secrets.
- Gasoline consigned to M. Dubois. - What?
"Sweet land of liberty of thee I sing"
Up, you idiot, up!
Max!
Your Highness, remember one slip and you're dead.
Honey, your smile is downright painful!
Since it is my job as a reporter to be there when the first car crosses the finish line...
The automobile represents progress, in the most profound sense of the word.
Attach the hooks.
"Sentinel car takes lead approximately 600 miles west of Chicago."
There are things that should remain implicit between men and women.
...an uncanny resemblance to someone we both know.
I'll do it.
Man the helm!
...where I could have caught a train, it never would have happened.
It's as simple as that.
Hezekiah, see what's wrong with her car.
We want jobs. We want jobs.
Sorry, sir.
Does your wife wear silk stockings?
The coronation must take place without delay.
All right now, everybody stand back and give a man some fighting room.
- I got the extinguisher! - Get the extinguisher!
Max!
...on the fact that you chose the wrong automobile.
I'm terribly sorry. I thought you were Maximillian.
...an uncompromising position about women's rights and the equality of sexes.
The gas is yours if you take me to the West Coast.
Since there hasn't been report Professor Fate has crossed your border...
Pulling it out by the roots. I warned you.
Oh, the smoke!
He has only to answer a few simple questions.
A beautiful machine.
Hold it.
The back is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
We look forward to celebrating and the hospitality of your community.
Good night, Mumsey.