Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

from piss and shit and nasty-ass farts
Well, it's a very serious terminal illness.
* The story that just begun *
Why don't you just sign your retirement benefits over to her?
You ain't never seen it because black women don't jog,
Or maybe she went for the inexpensive male prostitutes.
to the safety of you, the people in this house...
She obviously went there to get away from me.
And really the entire neighborhood.
Where she at? Do we need to sneak out the back?
playing-drums female.
It's settled then. I'm going to Malaysia.
Ruckus, you were wrong.
Robert? Uh.
and I just put an actual letter in the mail.
Like that bat-shit crazy Carlita,
until you're sure she's safe. Never mind.
is a savage, Africanized,
Ebony, don't listen to him, he's a douchebag.
Yes, that sure is amazing
Oh, my God, look at that.
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
and she got debt up to her wide nostrils.
Let me see. Let me see.
I don't know what came over me.
A black woman's body is the Temple of Doom.
I just... I feel so old.
that you came all the way out here,
Robert, you'll be fine.
Patterson's disease? I've never heard of it.
Facebook hari-kari.
Yes, that is a very impressive set of prepared responses.
It comes with the service, nigga,