Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Robert, who's this?

Nigga, get your ass away from my commodes.

his views are obviously reprehensible,

Yup, real buff.

You can't make me!

And I said, and pardon my language,

Let me talk to her. No.

What was she doing in the park in the middle of the day? Huh?

I can wear an earring. Maybe two.

Martin Luther King's chicken pesto.

super steroided shemales

pot-boiling, bone-in-the-nose, doing-a-monkey-dance,

with these bizarre characters and it's so much fun.

all my Granddad's money.

I've never been arrested,

Please don't break up with me.

in her car and now we can follow her anywhere.

or a funny story about the collection agent,

* I am the visual The inspiration *

Be a hypocrite, Granddad.

I mean, look at me. No black women in my life.

When was the last time you saw a black woman jogging, Robert?

just like the assortment of gums, mints, lotions,

She didn't pass the test.

Goddamn, they keep coming up with these

From now on, I'm out of the game.

I can't do any better than jail?

I'm worried about you.

What am I gonna do? She's perfect.

Let's all laugh at the old guy.

or the washboard abs of a Tyson Beckford,

Robert, may I use your little girl's room?

Well, up until recently we raised money

She cured it. Oh, my God,

a young lady friend.

I'm doing this for your own good.

For many of you, this will be the last time hearing from me.

inviting hips, and that ample chocolate bosom

Uh, just use your imagination.

I just put on some weight recently.

You have these crazy adventures

Stuff like that happen to me all the time.

that Afro-tramp could not be...

She's the perfect woman. I can't find