Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you just put that little GPS gadget thingy
Fuck you. No, no, no, you don't.
Is you happy?
Oh, yeah, somehow it seemed longer than that.
Robert, I don't want to date those guys,
ex-UFC welterweight champion.
I hope we can hang out again before you steal
Well, of course she do. Sarah is a human being.
No bat-shit crazy women, please.
Maybe your problem with women is you pick crazy ones.
How long since she called you?
Robert. I'm really shocked
about women who can't let go of their baggage?
Yeah, a little other-side-of-the-planet space.
Myself? Nah, that'll never work.
but there's just enough truth to make me examine myself
Next week you'll have some crazy adventure with another woman.
but it's not healthy.
You saying I'm too old to wear an earring?
Well, I run a non-profit organization,
But don't think I won't punch one of you punkasses in the eye
Malaysia? What's she doing there?
Regular.
I said I was giving up on women and that's what I'm gonna do.
Mr. Valet Guy, can I speak to you over here
An average-sized man can smuggle more cocaine
To whom it may concern.
Is something bothering you?
She just smarter than you.
It's okay, Robert, really.
Well, Robert. Hope you not feeling
every time I wanna use the bathroom.
and the flight is 12 hours.
Why, Lord, why?
What do you wanna know? Anything.
I like this one. She's different.
Don't be a hypocrite, Granddad.
I like to be able to see. Lights on?
But I didn't use any of that stuff, I just had to pee.
little nappy-headed children by the time they 21,
Yeah, it's like everything she says is perfect.