Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks for coming.

All right, call me back.

(STEREO TURNS OFF)

Just show me a fucking sign.

but why can't you be a better friend to yourself?

I don't know what you're talking about.

If you have a product that you want tested,

to make sure every effort is made to fast-track...

M r. Wood roof.

He is helping you, I have AIDS.

Not like I'm gonna need it anyway.

Well, tell him to go back to the fucking Sunshine State!

Four hundred dollars a month in dues,

Not embarrassing me?

And a blessed day to you, sir. Have a blessed day.

Let me hear you, c'mon. Whoop it up.

and I'd like to repay that debt,

this is a unique opportunity.

I look like a rodent to you?

Yes, sir, that's my favorite grape juice.

Listen, I'm onto something new.

Listen, Tinkerbell, unless you got more cash or new clients,

I know the statistics.

All right, start with Amsterdam.

You're a priest? Yes, I am.

You don't have a snowball's chance in hell wearing that thing.

I'll knock your teeth so far in your goddamn throat

Regarding your order. Mmm-hmm.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

being sold for dog food, huh?

You could be making a fortune off of this.

M r. Wood roof.

Fuck this. This is shit.

They've been having some success

EVE: Mr. Woodroof? Ron?

If it is shit, I got it, don't I?

Hey, they're big pharma reps, they're not doctors.

Here, pass these around, would you?

Check us out, here's my information.

All right? All right.

That's a hell of a coincidence, isn't it?

Mr. Woodroof, I assure you that that would be a waste of your precious time.

You're a fucking murderer! Let go of me!

Still being written.

You don't deserve our money, you homophobic asshole.

I was good at science

I'll bet you're surprised to see me.

Can you prove these are patients?

I need more of that cocktail shit you got.

Fine, be an asshole.

Support groups. Exactly.

Woodroof! There's been an accident on platform 5.

Here, drink this, darlin'. Drink this.

Goddammit, he spit on my face.

Stay at the end of the bed.

And they got AL721 over in Israel.

Pass this down.

Hey, Salt, hello, Pepper.

WOMAN: The drugs may only be purchased by individuals

I gotta ask you if you can watch what you say around him,

So tell your patients to stay away from him.

They were demanding faster action

Fuck the virus! Dr. Saks, you know this.

Roger Thompson?

You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm?

How long do you see the trial going on?

Besides, I got a plan.

swear I feel like a human again.

I appreciate your honesty.

Making you susceptible to infection.

As a matter of fact, if you heard anything, hear anything in his office

Yeah. Hey, I remember you.

All right, check Amsterdam, China and Israel,

Ten grand? Twenty grand?

I want it to mean somethin'.

Isn't it also the case that there were some

Who the hell's Rock Hudson anyway?

Just need to slow it down a little bit.

recognizing that such patients

It's a protein, totally non-toxic.

and pick up any remaining cups and glasses.

whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face.