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Oh, no. No, no, no.
What does that mean? An entire family of midgets tuned us out?
but if it continues this way, I could lose my job.
Say, I've got an idea... for posterity.
So, Mary, what do you think?
Now all we need is someone for me.
You're so great.
If there's one thing that's worse than being single,
- l-I'm not? - Check the ratings book.
Well, after all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?
We've only been married for three weeks.
- Maybe you can whip up something quick. - Whip up something quick.
Lars and I, we're going to spend the night in a hotel.
Not a chance.
It's just the pictures I took of the total eclipse of the sun.
Okay. Come here. Help me out here, Armond.
Oh, all right.
no matter how lonely I feel,
Little Mary Richards.
See, the way things are now, Mar,
We both want to thank you for a lovely evening.
It's been kind of a long evening.
You can help. We're having 19 of her little friends over.
that would make it not doing too hot stretched out.
I remember. I remember.
I have to get up early in the morning anyway. I'm playing golf.
You know, sometimes you're very depressing.
What?
I'm getting a pencil, paper and make a list.
Excuse me.
You've been thinking what I've been thinking...
- Anyone recently? - No.
- Can I get you a drink? - Oh, sure, Mar.
Armond is bringing his wife.
When I ran over Armond, I never dreamt I'd find myself a new girlfriend, Nancy.
Yeah.
Mary, you're not tired or anything?
Because we've eaten. We had a late lunch before we came here. Seriously.
- Oh, Howard. - No, name one person.