Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, neither do you.
Thanks for coming on such short notice.
Your Honor...
...that this may be too tough a situation here.
See for yourself.
I don't just want Lois Lane behind bars.
Somehow, when I think of newlyweds bonding...
...and cappuccino this morning. - You followed us?
Even if you weren't my wife.
- And he tossed me the gun. - Which you thought wasn't loaded.
It will be.
Oh, my God, it's Lois Lane!
Okey-dokey?
I heard something about some woman named Danko and a videotape.
Mr. District Attorney, care to make a statement?
Superman, isn't it true...
Turn to your left.
This voice synthesizer makes me sound just like you, doesn't it?
Get a list of everyone he helped me put away.
- Lois. - How about a statement?
- I'm listening. - You want more...
Listen. Okay, okay, okay. So I'm Big Mo, right?
Not you, Wolcott. The hallucinator.
- And you must be... - Oh, Clark Kent.
... with the ball resting on the 27-yard line.
...a symbol of decency.
In fact, you've saved her life on more than one occasion...
- I'm afraid I don't... - Smile, damn it. Straighten your tie.
Through the door, not the window.
The DA's trying to convene a grand jury now.
...when she runs out of cream for her coffee.
- If he sees anyone else, he'll bolt. - Then I'll just hide in the bushes.
So I was standing right here.
...with his investigation into the Sykes case.
My mother spanked me when I pointed a water pistol at my sister.
- Great, have a nice life. - No, no. Wait a second.
No further questions with this witness, Your Honor.
...I wallpapered the entire house by myself, super-speed.
I'm sorry, Lois, but my conscience won't let me lie for you anymore.
...well, not always polite, but all those other things...
...and she's the best at uncovering it.