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You are not a murderer
Okay to use your bathroom, right?
No, now listen. I know it sounds risky.
...if the husband were no longer estranged.
Tomorrow.
Besides, what if someone comes in?
...in the 4700 block of Eighth Avenue late last night.
We have a bet?
Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.
So why are you telling me this?
...invested it in the car wash you helped run.
A meth-head you're trusting to do this?
...and now it's our product they're selling.
Nothing we could do but pass her to the EMT's, put him a car...
Anyway...
What? No. What is that? That's hearsay. Do you have any proof?
- Why? - Because it's moronic.
What about people on crutches? Maybe I should be in here too.
How?
It's as simple as that.
No. I'm in this bed for a reason.
Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone.
They got him...
- Oh, my God. - Look, these two...
I looked it up. New Mexico says all I need is a note from a doctor.
Oh, yeah? That's great.
Just trying to do the right thing.
Get a beer with me.
...not...
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