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Just lying in a hospital bed getting sponge baths from nurses.
Just trying to do the right thing.
Tomorrow.
- Oh, my God. - Look, these two...
What about people on crutches? Maybe I should be in here too.
...if the husband were no longer estranged.
- Why? - Because it's moronic.
Okay to use your bathroom, right?
You are not a murderer
Get a beer with me.
No, now listen. I know it sounds risky.
Swearing to God he's gonna leave her alone.
Oh, yeah? That's great.
What? No. What is that? That's hearsay. Do you have any proof?
Besides, what if someone comes in?
...invested it in the car wash you helped run.
They got him...
...not...
How?
...in the 4700 block of Eighth Avenue late last night.
A meth-head you're trusting to do this?
So why are you telling me this?
I looked it up. New Mexico says all I need is a note from a doctor.
Nothing we could do but pass her to the EMT's, put him a car...
...and now it's our product they're selling.
Anyway...
No. I'm in this bed for a reason.
It's as simple as that.
We have a bet?