Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And he was recently arrested for selling marijuana

Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%

He's been all over me lately to hang out. It's weird.

Okay, Archie goes to Greendale now.

Well, that's true. You know what?

(in slow motion) Pop pop!

(Blows whistle)

to teach the most unteachable student there is.

All: Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!

The Delta Cubes, or whatever.

Brand-new. (Laughs)

- That was horrible. - That was awful.

The biology department's been dissecting the same dead pig for 10 years.

Gettin' crazy up in this club?

The perfect mix of low intellect,

gets you free refills in the cafeteria,

Look, the group is giving some big shot a tour,

Then, I remembered classes don't give out trophies,

You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.

The name, brand glitter really shows.

♪ You've gotta dig down deep

Maybe Greendale suddenly has a frat.

so it's my job to keep you busy.

Splingles have 30% less fat.

but I really did end up having a good time.

to be treated like a normal dude...

PE is survival of the fittest, Troy.

Not now, not ever. No.

When my kids talk past bedtime,

Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster.

All this hoopla is not what Greendale really is.

Please enroll in our school. Please, please.

Which college is he going to choose?

You are a complicated man.